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"Prophet" Mohammed Jokes
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| 01/08/2015
| Jewbacca
Posted on 01/07/2015 3:40:44 PM PST by Jewbacca
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To: Jewbacca; cripplecreek; BCW; GrandJediMasterYoda; GOPsterinMA; Army Air Corps; SkyDancer; GraceG
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posted on
01/07/2015 6:07:24 PM PST
by
KC_Lion
(Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
To: Jewbacca; cripplecreek
82
posted on
01/07/2015 6:07:40 PM PST
by
KC_Lion
(Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
To: Jewbacca
bump for embellishing my joke archives
83
posted on
01/07/2015 6:09:13 PM PST
by
Skooz
(Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
To: 9thLife
boneless ones, eh. I guess that amounts to dinner and a date. In reverse.
They are inverted...
84
posted on
01/07/2015 6:09:41 PM PST
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: Jewbacca
Do you know how to save a muslim from drowning?
No?
Good.
85
posted on
01/07/2015 6:11:02 PM PST
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: Jewbacca
Thanks for the morale boost!
I wish that I had a joke to contribute, but only the observation that you never see drivers education on the same day as sex education in Saudi Arabia. Too hard on the camels.
86
posted on
01/07/2015 6:14:04 PM PST
by
BeauBo
To: Jewbacca
87
posted on
01/07/2015 6:16:33 PM PST
by
Big Red Badger
( - William Diamonds Drum - can You Hear it G man?)
To: cripplecreek
88
posted on
01/07/2015 6:16:35 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: MeshugeMikey
89
posted on
01/07/2015 6:17:24 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(You can't half ass conservatism.)
To: Jewbacca
90
posted on
01/07/2015 6:18:29 PM PST
by
sport
To: Jewbacca
Why did Mohammed’s tenth wife die unexpectedly?
He had to behead her because he couldn’t get it up anymore, and it was her fault.
91
posted on
01/07/2015 6:24:46 PM PST
by
jespasinthru
(Proud Member of the Vast, Right-Wing Conspracy)
To: Norm Lenhart
Saying that sure I'm a Muslim but I'm not a terrorist is like saying “Sure I'm a Nazi but I'm not a member of the Waffen SS.
92
posted on
01/07/2015 6:24:52 PM PST
by
Desron13
To: cripplecreek
Mohammed and his pals....are about to BE Visually Jihaded on a scale as yet unseen even on the internet.
93
posted on
01/07/2015 6:32:23 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Jewbacca
To: MeshugeMikey
95
posted on
01/07/2015 6:43:02 PM PST
by
glasseye
To: Liberty Valance
Lol...I was expecting the crescent and star to explode.
96
posted on
01/07/2015 6:47:48 PM PST
by
Jane Long
("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
To: Jewbacca
Jay Leno circa 9/12-14/2011
News reports say the alleged terrorists were devout religious fundamentalists. Here's my question. When you kill thousands of people why are they alleged terrorists and devoutly religious? Shouldn't they be allegedly religious and devout terrorists?
To: glasseye
then we have to go after their buddy...John John Kerry
98
posted on
01/07/2015 7:05:11 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Jewbacca
These are true stories, not jokes!
99
posted on
01/07/2015 7:09:35 PM PST
by
LucianOfSamasota
(Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: Jewbacca
Everything is outsourced overseas these days.
Feeling down one day I called the suicide hotline.
I said I wanted to end it all.
The pakistani operator got excited and asked "Can you drive a truck?"
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posted on
01/07/2015 7:20:41 PM PST
by
Eagles6
(Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
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