[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Happy wife, happy life!

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

My momma always said, “If you want to keep a happy marriage, keep your wife happy!”

I found this to be absolutely TRUE!

Going on 43 years.

But then, I’ve also found that if you want to keep a happy marriage KEEP YOUR HUSBAND HAPPY!

[lee martell]

Not that it matters, but were they both Soccer Coaches, or were they one of those couples who try to dress like twins whenever they can? The marriage must have already been shaky for such a minor tiff to spin out of control. That, or he’s a drug/ alcohol user who gets mean when he gets high/ drunk.

[Gaffer]

As it goes (normally), If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy. If she ain’t happy bad enough, you gonna be unhappy without half your sh!t.