>>What college do you teach at?
Why...I am a wealthy white man who teaches at Harvard. My superior intellect allows me to uniquely understand the oppressed people who mow my grass and do my dry cleaning much better than you people who live and work with them as equals and friends and colleagues.
Woman-hater, ay?
After-hours tutorials for the D-minus missies?
Higher grades for the short-skirted blondes?
Have you stopped raping your secretary yet?
(no! wait! sorry!...it's the mass media, I swear, sometimes I just get swept awaaaaaay!!!...lol)
Say hi to Ben Edelman for me.