[Slings and Arrows]

I prefer Jewish country songs:

• "I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)"

• "Honkey Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights"

• "I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You? "

• "My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight"

• "New Bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament"

• "Stand by Your Mensch"

• "Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes"

• "I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart"

• "My Darlin's a Schmendrick and I'm All Verklempt"

• "That Shiksa Done Made off with My Heart Like a Goniff"

• "The Second Time She Said 'Shalom', I Knew She Meant 'Goodbye'"

• "You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin'"

• "You've Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to Town"

• "Mamas Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When They Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware Business that My Own Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and My Father Sweated Over for Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything Now That You're Turning Your Back on Such a Gift)"

An, of course, the classic "I'm Crying In My Manischevitz Because I Lost Rebecca Levitz."

[doorgunner69]

My step-monster brought home an Alan Sherman' folk songs album (some version) and I was mystified.

I frankly knew little to nothing about Jewish culture, so what was so hilarious to the adults was................

[To Hell With Poverty]

LOL! Are those your titles, Hopalong?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

"My Darlin's a Schmendrick and I'm All Verklempt"

Next week on an all new Grimm....

[RichInOC]

And somewhere, Kinky’s going, “What am I, Slings, chopped liver?”

[Silentgypsy]

Priceless!