Pfffft.
My snakes are totally useless, unless the guy would just up and generously drop from a heart attack when he saw it.
:D
I haven’t taught these two to grab and hold.
More like “It’s your party, maul if you want to.”
I’m old and have less tolerance for fools, now.
:)
Well, you could just suggest he was a blogger and let HG take care of him.