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Eaten Alive Viewers Outraged Man Wasn’t Actually Eaten Alive
Time ^ | December 8, 2014 | James Hibberd

Posted on 12/08/2014 7:04:42 AM PST by C19fan

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I am outraged. When Discovery says there are mermaids they delivered mermaids. When they say a dude will do a high wire act the dude does it. So when Discovery says some crazy guy in a special suit will be eaten I expect at least the head and torso to enter the anaconda's belly.
1 posted on 12/08/2014 7:04:43 AM PST by C19fan
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Too bad the snake didn’t crush this asshat.


2 posted on 12/08/2014 7:08:21 AM PST by rktman (Served in the Navy to protect the rights of those that want to take some of mine away. Odd, eh?)
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Next thing your gonna tell me is bigfoots not real.


3 posted on 12/08/2014 7:09:27 AM PST by V_TWIN
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The comments are hilarious!


4 posted on 12/08/2014 7:09:36 AM PST by MNDude
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bread and circuses

we live in a sad sad time


5 posted on 12/08/2014 7:09:42 AM PST by Nifster
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P.T. Barnum was right.


6 posted on 12/08/2014 7:11:09 AM PST by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
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Yep, I know very little about reptiles like this but hell even I know this species crushes it’s prey to kill it before swallowing. Just another indication of how gullible and ignorant some people are.


7 posted on 12/08/2014 7:12:22 AM PST by V_TWIN
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Boo, Hiss!!! I’m so sick of those commercials I want blood.


8 posted on 12/08/2014 7:12:43 AM PST by McGruff (I'm thinkin)
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Especially this one:

This guy had one job. Literally one f**ing job to get eaten alive and he f**ked it up

9 posted on 12/08/2014 7:13:16 AM PST by Ghost of SVR4 (So many are so hopelessly dependent on the government that they will fight to protect it.)
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I demand my cable fees back!


10 posted on 12/08/2014 7:13:21 AM PST by Paleo Conservative (Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.)
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Was Jerry Rivers involved in this production?


11 posted on 12/08/2014 7:14:01 AM PST by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes EVERYTHING)
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I thought that was going to the main problem when I first heard about this. Then I got the impression from Discovery the suit somehow would protect the wearer from the constriction. Looks like Discovery lied.


12 posted on 12/08/2014 7:15:03 AM PST by C19fan
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They should have fimed the last episode in Al Capone's secret tomb"


13 posted on 12/08/2014 7:16:32 AM PST by Baynative (Did you ever notice that atheists don't dare sue Muslims?)
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"Was Jerry Rivers involved in this production?"

hahahahahahahahahahahaha . . .
14 posted on 12/08/2014 7:17:25 AM PST by rhubarbk (2014: First Flush . . . 2016: Final Flush)
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At least when Syfy promises real Sharknados,they deliver.


15 posted on 12/08/2014 7:18:39 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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Stan Freberg (look him up) pretty much predicted the idiocy of our networks in the early 60s.

From Wiki:

“On his radio show, an extended sketch parallelled the Cold War brinkmanship between the U.S. and the Soviet Union by portraying an ever-escalating public relations battle between the El Sodom and the Rancho Gomorrah, two casinos in the city of Los Voraces (Spanish for “The Greedy Ones”—a thinly disguised Las Vegas). The sketch ends with the ultimate tourist attraction, the Hydrogen Bomb, which turns Los Voraces into a vast, barren wasteland.”

I have the LP with this on it, and it is hilarious. When I heard it it sounded a bit far fetched, but I never imagined the idiocy displayed on the current “reality” POS shots.


16 posted on 12/08/2014 7:20:04 AM PST by Da Coyote
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"Next you're going to tell me bigfoot isn't real."

No, bigfoot is real.


17 posted on 12/08/2014 7:20:29 AM PST by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: Da Coyote


18 posted on 12/08/2014 7:23:24 AM PST by dfwgator
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I agree. Discovery produces mermaids. History Channel has proven over and over again that the ancient Gods were really aliens who ruled over the Earth for thousands of years, that Atlantis was real and somewhere off the coast of Cuba and that ghosts inhabit pretty much every run down house in America. So why can’t Eaten Alive be real too?????


19 posted on 12/08/2014 7:30:44 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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Lol.

I didn’t even bother to watch this crap.

matter of fact i can’t really even watch Discovery anymore.

All it is is cars, cars, cars, cars, alaska, alaska, alaska, alaksa, cars, cars, cars, cars, cars, alaska, alaska, alaska, and cars in alaska.


20 posted on 12/08/2014 7:33:07 AM PST by chris37 (heartless)
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