Okay, Imp, to make up for the Ernie Nevers Cover:
Now, are we... 
square?
Good, 'cause tonight my Boys are going to cut... 
Cutler up into little pieces!
Posted on 12/03/2014 5:12:02 AM PST by Bender2
Week 14
Thursday, Dec. 4
Dallas Cowboys vs. Chicago Bears, 8:25 p.m.
Sunday, Dec. 7
Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cincinnati Bengals, 1 p.m.
Indianapolis Colts vs. Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Detroit Lions, 1 p.m.
Houston Texans vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, 1 p.m.
Baltimore Ravens vs. Miami Dolphins, 1 p.m.
New York Jets vs. Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m.
Carolina Panthers vs. New Orleans Saints, 1 p.m.
New York Giants vs. Tennessee Titans, 1 p.m.
St. Louis Rams vs. Washington Redskins, 1 p.m.
Kansas City Chiefs vs. Arizona Cardinals, 4:05 p.m.
Buffalo Bills vs. Denver Broncos, 4:05 p.m.
San Francisco 49ers vs. Oakland Raiders, 4:25 p.m.
Seattle Seahawks vs. Philadelphia Eagles, 4:25 p.m.
New England Patriots vs. San Diego Chargers, 8:30 p.m.
Monday, Dec. 8
Atlanta Falcons vs. Green Bay Packers, 8:30 p.m.
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I agree I think Raiders going suffer the bloodbath by 49ers this weekend LOL!
Cowpokes hated them
I think they going win
Seahags are going win I want see Time Bandit shoot off firework during Super bowl this year on April 11th season premire of Deadliest catch
Aren’t threadcrappers just dandy?
Absolutely. Miserable human beings.
RE: Nothing sanctimonious here
...except you
Yes they are.
I hope your peepers are ok Bendy.
I’d love to call the upset for my Bears over your Boys but I’m fresh out of crystal meth. The Bears might score a little, Jay Feely (Robbie Gould is out with a bruised irma) might kick s few field goals, but the “defense” will be on par with France, 1939.
By Monday Lovie’s Somali Salami Smugglers will be nothing more than a stinking pile at the bottom of D-Town litter box.
My AFC homeboys will hand Hoyer his ass while Bendy’s son sits on the sidelines.
Can the Bungles beat the stoolers in a big division game at home? Sure. Will they? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I guess so. Not confident.
Hey JAX won last week! Hope they enjoyed it, not happening this week.
Crab City Corvids feast on canned tuna.
Predictions, Rex Ryan will wear his wife’s panties for luck, but his team will prove to be the real queens as the Vi’s look like Kings, at least for this game.
The Ain’ts will end their home field losing streak in emphatic fasions over the horrid Fig Newton’s, who might not win another game.
The Lilliputians versus the itty bitty tities, what a small matchup. Diet Manning and co take care of business. Good news for the tits, they still get the play the Jets and Jags so good chance they will get another win or 2 this year.
Washington hasn’t been kicked out of the leauge yet? Too bad for them, another day, another loss.
Full calorie Manning takes care of the thundering herd.
Boy, the schedule ain’t doing my Old Chi Red Birds any favors. But Larry Fitzgerald shows up and they get a win over the Chiefs.
Niners strike gold against their cross conference foes.
The defending champs break out the D and put Sanchez in his place.
The Chargers are coming on strong, but Brady and co win on the rebound. Should be a good one.
Unless the Packers take a day off after their big win last week, they should have little trouble turning Matty Ice into a tepid puddle.
DAL
DET
IND
CIN
HOU
BAL
MIN
NOLA
NYG
STL
DEN
AZ
SF
NE
SEA
GB
Arizona is in the process of collapsing yet no one seems to care.
The ironic part about it, RG3 may end up with the Rams (whether in St Louis or LA).
Dallas
Cincinnati
Cleveland
Tampa Bay
Houston
Baltimore
Minnesota
New Orleans
Tennessee
St. Louis
Kansas City
Denver
Oakland
Seattle
San Diego
Green Bay
DAL
MIA
CIN
IND
HOU
TEN
NO
DET
STL
MIN
DEN
KC
SF
PHI
NE
GB
I like to watch the betting trends when deciding on some of these games so making my picks 4 days early is always a disadvantage because the trends and line movements aren’t always clear. If no one objects, and I decide to reverse course on a pick or two, I will post an amendment.. CIN/PIT, NYG/TEN and SEA/PHI are some that I’m not 100% on. STL/WAS and BAL/MIA lines are a little suspect too.
...otherwise this is my “final answer”.
Good luck!
You said “bruised irma”! hehehehehehehehehe...YEAH, IRMA!
Missing field goals (like he’s been doing this year) puts a lot of stress on the irma.
Indeed.
Gould = Unser.
notes on common games for DIV rivals:
for tied teams, the team with the best record in the 2 uncommon games has the worst record in the 14 common games. Example, so SEA would lose in Common games to both AZ and SF.
UNCOMMON GAMES VS DIV RIVALS:
example:
DAL: CHI and N.O. 1-0-1 (CHI game remains)
PHIL: GB and CAR 1-1
so if DAL beats CHI tonite (uncommon), PHIL clinches the Common games tiebreaker over DAL. Therefore, PHIL would be one DIV victory away from clinching the tiebreaker vs DAL in all circumstances.
AZ 1-1
SF 1-1
SEA 2-0
GB 1-1
DET 1-1 also, DET HAS CLINCHED CONF over GB
ATL 1-1
N.O 0-2
MIA 1-0-1 (BALT remains)
BUF 1-1
BUF can still get tiebreaker at 10-6 4-2 DIV
BALT 0-1-1 (MIA REMAINs)
PITT 0-1-1 (KC REMAINS)
CLEV 1-1
combined with their superior CONF rec, PITT has a serious advantage.
DEN 1-0-1 (CINN REMAINS)
KC 0-1-1 (PITT REMAINS)
SD 2-0
INDY has clinched COMMON vs HOUS
for DAL, CHI is a COMMON game for tiebreaker vs GB
but it is uncommon with PHIL
DAL vs GB, common:
PH NO SEA CHI are the common opponents
GB is 3-2
DAL is 2-1 with 2 to play, including CHI.
:: Local Yokel’s Loins over the Pirates ::
I like it when you talk dirty.
My Loins are strong and virile.
Wait...am I on the right thread? (Dang porn cookies always get me turned around...)
Seriously, I am looking forward to “Sunday Last”, 28DEC2014. Tho, I don’t expect the Bears to just roll-over for the Loins on 21DEC2014.
Buckin’Ears and VyQueens in successive weeks are nice but...can anyone here think of a better 1-2 punch in the close of the season for these NFL-legacy teams? In Chicago and in Green Bay hunting for playoff spot? Black&Blue Division comes alive!
Bender, I’d prefer that DeToilet wins the division outright but, ultimately (and given the way Rodgers is playing...) sadly I’ll predict that my Loins&Chops will have the better overall record to tumble the ‘Boys from the playoffs.
This week, my Loins may rest on their laurels (OUCH, them things is pointy!) and give up some points then ultimately, “crawling out from under the bucking hat”, to post a dubya. Spread? 10 points.
After me being wrong twice within 4 days over the Turkey weekend, I’m thinking this is a lock. I’ll go so far as committing to a contrib to FR (with attribution to the Bender2 thread!) iffin the Bucc’s win (heck, I’ll send $5 to JR if my Loins win).
Y’all stay clean, neat and prophylactic.
I just realized my picks are the same as microsofts:
http://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-cortana-nfl-picks-week-14-2014-12
So there’s no way they’re all right. hmmm...
I’m still waiting on nate silvers ELO week 14 numbers. It showed an edge against the spread in the cin/tb game for CIN last week which was incorrect, luckily I bet TB... Vegas seems comfortable with TEN, MIA and PHI as the public $ is piling up on the other side.
Okay, Imp, to make up for the Ernie Nevers Cover:
Now, are we... square?
Good, 'cause tonight my Boys are going to cut... Cutler up into little pieces!
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