[jazusamo]

Don't you just hate it when your finger falls off playing poker.

[BipolarBob]

I’m not going to bet my left testicle at the next poker game after reading this.

[South40]

The confessed steroid cheat accidentally shot himself in the hand last month while cleaning his gun

The Second Amendment applies to all Americans, that includes the terminally stupid.

[reg45]

At least no one said “I’ll see that finger and raise you a hand.”

[Veggie Todd]

That’s a shame.

[muir_redwoods]

Taking strip poker one step too far

[freedumb2003]

When he lost the hand, he gave his opponent the finger.

[BobL]

I’ve had BAD DAYS, but never lost an appendage. I suspect that Jose knows enough to keep the REAL REASON under wraps, as that could really cause have a life-changing impact on him.

But hopefully he gets some help...virtually every state now has a gambling hotline.

[cripplecreek]

He’s a loon.

Just the other day he was tweeting about how great it is that we can fly comets all over the galaxy.

[Cowboy Bob]

I’ve heard of losing your shirt, but this is ridiculous!

[jazusamo]

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[SaxxonWoods]

Real Man Of Genius.

[PROCON]

Isn’t he a convicted felon? With a gun? Hmmm..

[Riley]

I’m guessing that ‘I was cleaning my gun and it went off’ once again really means ‘I was doing something stupid with it that I don’t want to publicly admit’.

Once again.

[bgill]

Makes it harder to Hold ‘Em.
Forget Five-O, now he can only play Four-O.
He can only Countdown to four.
He’s just a Four Card Stud now.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

while cleaning his gun at home

That's his story and he's sticking to it. Of course, some torpedo might have shot his hand to extract the money he owes to the arm.

[bubbacluck]

“Hey, pull my finger!”

[smoothsailing]

Finger falls off? Heck, happens all the time. B^)

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The confessed steroid cheat accidentally shot himself in the hand last month while cleaning his gun at home.

Ok...this only proves that Canseco is just as stupid as I thought he was. Either that or he has serious drinking problem...or he's a liar...which is provable.

How the hell does one shoot oneself while cleaning a firearm? The first friggin' step is to unload the bloody thing.

[Vanders9]

He sounds a bit of a spanner.

[centurion316]

Its an entirely different game when the table is short handed.