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Strange, fanged deer persists in Afghanistan
phys.org ^ | 10-31-2014 | Author not shown

Posted on 10/31/2014 12:18:51 PM PDT by Redcitizen

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To: Darksheare

Just bad orthodonture, sweetie. Not your fault.


21 posted on 10/31/2014 12:53:16 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (Mind your atomic bonds.)
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To: Darksheare

First, I’d like to know how the vampire deer scheme is supposed to benefit us.


22 posted on 10/31/2014 1:01:42 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Advent begins in one month. Clean house!)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy

Well, since they are over there, they get to drain the precious bodily fluids from people who otherwise would be here going all jihad crazy.
And since vampires are subordinate to the one who created them, the now drained and reanimated jihadis are enthralled to the deer.
Who are enthralled by me.

It is a plan, is a GOOD plan!
*insert thunder clap and insane laughter here*


23 posted on 10/31/2014 1:10:31 PM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

So all the former Afghan jihadis will be peacefully grazing in the shrubbery. Or, you could make them all run in front of trucks.


24 posted on 10/31/2014 1:19:46 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Advent begins in one month. Clean house!)
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To: Tax-chick

Yes!
Graze, shuffle, snuffle, then dart into traffic with that crazed look!


25 posted on 10/31/2014 1:30:31 PM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: eartrumpet

The deer could not be photographed since they were wearing veils. It is Afghanistan after all.


26 posted on 10/31/2014 1:35:58 PM PDT by Redcitizen (.)
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To: lee martell

Unicorns- deerly departed .


27 posted on 10/31/2014 1:46:35 PM PDT by Redcitizen (.)
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To: Redcitizen
"in the rugged forested slopes"

Useful for cutting limbs off of brush in such areas. There might not be as much other forage there.


28 posted on 10/31/2014 1:59:27 PM PDT by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
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To: Hugin

Chupacabra? The chupacabra (”goat sucker”) is an animal said to be unknown to science and systemically killing animals in places like Puerto Rico, Miami, Nicaragua, Chile, and Mexico. The creature’s name originated with the discovery of some dead goats in Puerto Rico with puncture wounds in their necks and their blood allegedly drained. According to UFO Magazine (March/April 1996) there have been more than 2,000 reported cases of animal mutilations in Puerto Rico attributed to the chupacabra.


29 posted on 10/31/2014 2:52:35 PM PDT by jyro (French-like Democrats wave the white flag of surrender while we are winning)
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To: Darksheare
Fanged deer, NOT MY FAULT!

No one believes you.

No one.

30 posted on 10/31/2014 7:15:25 PM PDT by null and void (And I think Kevin Bacon is doomed.)
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31 posted on 10/31/2014 7:18:56 PM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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To: null and void

Drats!


32 posted on 10/31/2014 7:59:41 PM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

I believe you. You never gave my deer fangs. And thanks for that!


33 posted on 11/01/2014 5:56:37 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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