First, I’d like to know how the vampire deer scheme is supposed to benefit us.
Well, since they are over there, they get to drain the precious bodily fluids from people who otherwise would be here going all jihad crazy.
And since vampires are subordinate to the one who created them, the now drained and reanimated jihadis are enthralled to the deer.
Who are enthralled by me.
It is a plan, is a GOOD plan!
*insert thunder clap and insane laughter here*