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Michigan funeral home provides drive-thru option
AP via Yahoo News ^ | 10.17.2014 | MIKE HOUSEHOLDER

Posted on 10/17/2014 11:19:15 AM PDT by dware

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To: Ezekiel; Slings and Arrows
In other weird news...

A New Hampshire woman accused of digging up her father's grave says she did it "with respect" and that he "would be OK with it."

OK, it was done with respect.

41 posted on 10/18/2014 2:44:57 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Daffynition
Nash didn't receive anything in her father's will, leading her to believe that her sister, Susie, hid the authentic one. She apparently expected to find it in his casket. All she found, however, was a pack of cigarettes in his hand.

Yikes, I've heard of people sneaking smokes behind the backs of disapproving family, but this guy really had to get creative, especially around this gal.

No wonder she got nothing.

42 posted on 10/18/2014 3:40:39 PM PDT by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Daffynition; Tax-chick
In their off time, they double as a wedding chapel where elopers are married by Elvis.

That's not a bad idea. Who *doesn't* want to go directly to Grace-land when they pass on?

43 posted on 10/18/2014 3:46:39 PM PDT by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: Pearls Before Swine; Ezekiel
All of the convenience of a drive-through liquor store, without the alcohol.

Why not hand them a drink, too? My family has alcohol at all someone-died events.

44 posted on 10/18/2014 3:48:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Feeling fine about the end of the world!)
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To: Tax-chick

Why not?


45 posted on 10/18/2014 3:50:25 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Pearls Before Swine

Only the passengers, of course, not the driver.


46 posted on 10/18/2014 3:51:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Feeling fine about the end of the world!)
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To: Tax-chick

Now you’re talking.

Breathalyze the driver on his way out... drop the back door until he does. /S


47 posted on 10/18/2014 3:52:31 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Ezekiel
Her dad "would be OK with it."
48 posted on 10/18/2014 4:02:04 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Tax-chick; Pearls Before Swine
Why not hand them a drink, too? My family has alcohol at all someone-died events.

The more spirits the merrier!

49 posted on 10/18/2014 4:42:01 PM PDT by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: Daffynition
Her dad "would be OK with it."

He may have been metabolically challenged at that point, but his mind was still sharp.

50 posted on 10/18/2014 4:47:38 PM PDT by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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