[GeronL]

If you get more Gospel from Hee Haw reruns, you might be in the wrong church.

I think we can all come up with a good one.

[shibumi]

Come up with a good one? Why sure.

About twenty years ago I was regularly attending a Lutheran (ELCA) church until that one Sunday when.....

(Here’s where Paul Harvey would say “The rest of the story.”)

The pastor took as his text for the Sunday sermon not a passage from scripture but rather a chapter from the book “Jonathon Livingston Seagull.”

I was waiting for him on he church steps after the service, but he never showed. And he stopped returning my phone calls.

And of course, I took my young family elsewhere.