1 posted on
10/09/2014 2:23:27 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
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3 posted on
10/09/2014 2:24:54 PM PDT by
2ndDivisionVet
(The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.)
To: BenLurkin
I am on the edge of a LOL
4 posted on
10/09/2014 2:25:37 PM PDT by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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I didn’t know Michael Moore had died.
7 posted on
10/09/2014 2:28:07 PM PDT by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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As soon as I can stop laughing... I have to wonder if this brought back touching memories of the six day cremation of Biggy Smalls.
I suppose their insurance providers will now require such clients, in the future, be cremated in chunks.
10 posted on
10/09/2014 2:29:12 PM PDT by
Prospero
(Si Deus trucido mihi, ego etiam fides Deus.)
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Should have gone for a piece work contract
11 posted on
10/09/2014 2:29:27 PM PDT by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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He went out in a blaze of glory.
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Above all never throw water on a fat fire .... they teach you than in Home Economics 101.
14 posted on
10/09/2014 2:32:04 PM PDT by
RetiredTexasVet
(Put lipstick on a Communist and call it a Progressive, but it's still a Communist with lipstick.)
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Well, they used to use whale blubber as lamp oil. Hydrocarbons are flammable and body fat are hydrocarbons. (Note to other grammer cops: I know about the word “are” in the previous sentence.)
15 posted on
10/09/2014 2:32:13 PM PDT by
webheart
(We are all pretty much living in a fiction.)
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When a BBQ gets out of hand I usually throw flour or cornstarch on it.
They didn’t have any?
17 posted on
10/09/2014 2:33:38 PM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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18 posted on
10/09/2014 2:35:38 PM PDT by
Slyfox
(Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
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i thought crematorium workers knew that special handling was required on really really large people to be cremated. i actually thought they split them up into 2-3 sections because normal oven sizes weren’t designed to safely cremate such large masses without overheating and even catching on fire.
20 posted on
10/09/2014 2:36:25 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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R.I.P.
21 posted on
10/09/2014 2:37:07 PM PDT by
Uncle Miltie
(Proud to be Attacked by the GOPe daily!)
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We're gonna need a Bigger Boat OVEN
23 posted on
10/09/2014 2:41:41 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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That’s gonna cost an arm and a leg.
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Is this the guy ?
"800-Pound South Carolina Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Recliner for 8 Months"
26 posted on
10/09/2014 2:49:22 PM PDT by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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I thought they would not cremate people past a certain size just for this reason. The high fat content is dangerous.
32 posted on
10/09/2014 3:09:07 PM PDT by
Lorianne
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Dang, that is a heckuva grease fire!
Actually, surprised they could fit him in.
Yeah, it is gallows humor, but I grew up with it.
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