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1 posted on 10/03/2014 3:25:20 PM PDT by Scoutmaster
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No, wait...gender doesn’t matter!


2 posted on 10/03/2014 3:26:50 PM PDT by Adder (No, Mr. Franklin, we could NOT keep it.)
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years-long attempt

I'm guessing these zookeepers got their degrees on-line?

3 posted on 10/03/2014 3:27:28 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
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Are you telling me that two males cannot reproduce? This is unbelievable. The Hyenas are obviously Homophobic.


4 posted on 10/03/2014 3:27:36 PM PDT by Politicalkiddo (Power always thinks.. that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws. -John Adams)
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The Zoo would have really been confused it the
Hyenas were gay.

“Why they not pregger?


5 posted on 10/03/2014 3:29:32 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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Female hyenas have a faux penis.

They are much more aggressive than the males and it is a female that leads the pack.


8 posted on 10/03/2014 3:34:02 PM PDT by Reaganez
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Rrrooops..

I hope they receive treatment.


12 posted on 10/03/2014 3:36:42 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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Well that’s just DISCRIMINATION!! If any two monkey want to breed they should be allowed to whether they were engineered for it or not!


13 posted on 10/03/2014 3:36:44 PM PDT by Vesparado (The American people know what they want and they deserve to get it good and hard --- HL Mencken)
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They didn’t know this? How do they not know?


14 posted on 10/03/2014 3:37:03 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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“We still plan to obtain a female spotted hyena for breeding with either Kami or Kamutori,”

They better learn more about their plumbing before this happens again. lol

15 posted on 10/03/2014 3:38:37 PM PDT by jazusamo (Sometimes I think that this is an era when sanity has become controversial: Thomas Sowell)
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Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me ... queer giraffes. I want my money back.

16 posted on 10/03/2014 3:43:00 PM PDT by pogo101
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Mistakes were made. Animals lost their innocence.
It's the circle of life!
17 posted on 10/03/2014 3:43:55 PM PDT by VanDeKoik
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19 posted on 10/03/2014 3:47:27 PM PDT by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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It appears as though that “gay” thing doesn’t work with ALL animals. Only human animals. I guess the two hyenas are going to have to do the adoption thing.


20 posted on 10/03/2014 3:53:03 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Stop flooding our schools with unaccompanied illegal aliens. Do it for the children!)
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Looks like South Korea pulled a fast one.


21 posted on 10/03/2014 3:54:44 PM PDT by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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Not a ping.


22 posted on 10/03/2014 3:55:16 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Will steal your comments & post them on Twitter)
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couldn’t they just adopt?

or maybe hire a surrogate?

baby hyena has 2 daddies!


23 posted on 10/03/2014 3:56:03 PM PDT by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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Gay Hyenas: what will they think of next! On the other hand, while I know it could just me, somehow though, just somehow, I suspect global warming is part of this problem!

(On the plus side, I bet those Gay Hyenas could get a marriage license in Boulder County now!)


27 posted on 10/03/2014 4:02:47 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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Lots of laughter in Korea, I’m thinking (we got them back!!).


29 posted on 10/03/2014 4:05:05 PM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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This explains the birth rate in Japan.


31 posted on 10/03/2014 4:10:06 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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Call Qbozo and inform him that even the hyenas have not ‘evolved’ their queer quotient position.


33 posted on 10/03/2014 4:11:41 PM PDT by Recompennation (Constitutional protection for all not ju st selectively for Democrats.)
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