[Vendome]

It’s a boo chit story, created by those busted up their new phone and don’t have a warranty to get another...

Hint:
“Stop putting yer dang’d phone in your back pocket and then blithly sitting on it”.

Cows...

[Swordmaker]

It’s a boo chit story, created by those busted up their new phone and don’t have a warranty to get another...

Hint:
“Stop putting yer dang’d phone in your back pocket and then blithly sitting on it”.

Only one slight correction, the story seems to be these bender stiffs are putting them in their front pockets of really tight jeans. . .