Reptile Ping List?
I’m tired of these [censored] snakes in this [censored] U-Haul!
DANG!
Hate when that happens.
S
I got in my car once, started driving down the road and heard a bunch of buzzing in the back of the car. Looked in my rear view window and a swarm of bees were trying to escape through the back window.
I don’t know why he is complaining, he got a free vinshield viper out of the deal.
Lucky Streich...great name! Maybe he knows Paul Mall.
That snake has the markings of a python.
Hissss
Bangor Daly News
Ball python found in trunk of rental car
By Ryan McLaughlin, BDN Staff
Posted Sept. 25, 2014, at 11:08 a.m.
Last modified Sept. 25, 2014, at 8:07 p.m.
KENNEBUNK, Maine — Two women arriving in town for a vacation on Wednesday discovered an unwanted guest in the trunk of their rental car: a ball python.
Kennebunk Police Lt. Eric O’Brien said the women, whose names were not disclosed, had driven north from Boston to the Port Inn on Route 1 after meeting in Boston on Wednesday.
Around 9:15 p.m., upon popping the trunk of the car to retrieve luggage, the women discovered the reptile slithering in the trunk and called police, O’Brien said.
Officers arrived and were able to lure the snake into a pillowcase, and the snake spent the night at the Kennebunk police station. O’Brien was not sure which rental car company the women rented the vehicle from.
O’Brien said the snake was turned over to the Maine Warden Service on Thursday. Later Thursday, Kennebunk police announced the snake has been taken to Sparks Ark Animal Services in New Gloucester, where it will be cared for.
Also happened in Maine on Wednesday.
Nope, not gonna look at the pics. I hate snakes.
Evidently, Lucky was able to respond quickly. Good for the owner. How long could he have held on to that snake without either losing his grip or being bitten? Some folks who were raised around a lot of wild snakes, can tell the difference between safe and dangerous snakes.
“I have had it with these %^#! snakes on this &*#! U-Haul!”
Is that a snake in your dash? Or are U-Hauling?
“Everything You Know Is Wrong”
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, “Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?”
“Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?”
“Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?”
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
-Weird Al Yankovic
album: “Bad Hair Day” (1996)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThlYHfIVa8
I am flabbergasted that someone calls animal control for a snake.
He had a hold of it. Just yank like heck. It’ll either come out in one piece or two.
Years ago my wife and i were going out of our lane on our bikes. Right in the middle of the lane down by the road was a roiling mas of unrecognizable origin. It was at least 100 snakes in a frenzy.
I had never seen anything like it before and neer since.
Needless to say, we had a hey day with those things.
If you need animal control for one snake, I guess we should have called the National Guard.
“OK, sir, let’s see...”
“4 days rental”
“one hand truck”
“10 moving pads”
“6 cinch straps”
“15 large boxes”
“15 small boxes”
“2 rolls of packing tape”
“one snake”
“Your total comes to $328.47. Will that be cash, debit or credit card?”
I had a rental with millions of little spiders in the AC system near Yuma once. When I turned on the AC they came out of the vents and covered the dash, the steering wheel, and eventually my lap. It was like something out of a horror movie, just wave after wave of millions of them. I figured they were too small to bite, and had an important systems test I was heavily involved in, so I just drove to the nearest Walmart, got a can of bug killer and proceeded to treat the whole car and all the vents and drove on to the site on time. Some of my co-workers saw all the dead spiders, and the story has become something of a myth at work.
Dirty Harry lives in Virginia,doesn’t he?
I just found five small eggs in a pocket in the battery tray underneath my battery. I’m guessing they are from a snake.