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Meet 12 "Rejected Princesses" Who Are Too Badass For Disney
fastcocreate.com ^ | Joe Berkowitz

Posted on 09/26/2014 11:33:44 AM PDT by BenLurkin

At this point, we've seen just about every iteration of Disney princesses recontextualized by creative fans. The well may have run dry, but this exhaustion speaks to how eager a global audience is for animated females who break the traditional Disney mold. In the meantime, one writer has started conjuring some new princesses who break that mold so comprehensively they've become more likely characters for violent indie thrillers than family-oriented studio fare. Which is kind of a shame.

Former DreamWorks effects animator and fledgling artist Jason Porath recently created Rejected Princesses, a website that features detailed, often hilarious stories and illustrations about some historical and mythical women who were just too darn interesting to end up with their own big budget four-quadrant vehicles. It's a counter example to the litany of animated heroines who seem to lack much agency; the ones who have some semblance of power within reach, but too often end up relying on a romantic interest or other helpful tropes, to save the day. (Porath cites Hayao Miyazaki's--especially Princess Mononoke and Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind--as popular counter-examples.)

Rejected Princesses developed out of a lunchtime conversation at Porath's old workplace back in February, during which he and some colleagues tried to determine who'd make the least suitable candidate for an animated princess. After eventually soliciting some suggestions on Facebook, the gears began to grind in Porath's imagination and he was very much compelled to see what some of these characters might look like, even if he had to draw them himself.

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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
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1 posted on 09/26/2014 11:33:44 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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LOL.
Disney is too concerned with homosex and liberal propaganda, not actually telling a story.


2 posted on 09/26/2014 11:39:59 AM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: BenLurkin

“Rejected Princesses”

Sounds more like a lesbian bar...


3 posted on 09/26/2014 11:41:12 AM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: BenLurkin

Go visit the Rejected Princess site.

It will be well worth your time. And you might learn something. I did.


4 posted on 09/26/2014 12:06:25 PM PDT by ASOC (What are you doing now that Mexico has become OUR Chechnya?)
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To: BenLurkin

I love “princesses” who are like my daughters or like my wife. This girl in FR news today fits a mold that would make a great female hero: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3207980/posts “ Girl, 11, shoots man attacking mother . . .”

There are a lot of real girls like that, and I’d guess many (most?) of us on FR raise our girls to be able to defend themselves when needed and take pride in our strong and self-reliant mothers, wives, and daughters, just as we take pride in our strong, self-reliant sons. I doubt that Disney would make that movie though - they are more into girls being rescued than being able to take care of themselves.


5 posted on 09/26/2014 12:13:46 PM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: BenLurkin

He left out Boudicca.

She would make a good movie!

Or Xena, the warrior princess. (Not real, i know! ) LOL


6 posted on 09/26/2014 12:18:54 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: left that other site

Boudicca is there at the website


7 posted on 09/26/2014 12:19:38 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a Yup.statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: areukiddingme1

Excellent!


8 posted on 09/26/2014 12:20:08 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a Yup.statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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How did I miss her? I’ll go check again. :0


9 posted on 09/26/2014 12:21:03 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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BTW.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poJXSZZ-bmE


10 posted on 09/26/2014 12:21:58 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a Yup.statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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Dr. Joseph Nicolosi who wrote, "A Parent's Guide to Preventing Homosexuality," believes that when boys who have a weak relationship with their fathers, watch the Disney princess movies over and over, it tends to cause homosexuality and transvestitism.

His prescription is for fathers to do manly things with their boys like working on a car.

He has a pretty good success rate.

Just something to consider.

11 posted on 09/26/2014 12:26:04 PM PDT by Slyfox (Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
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To: BenLurkin

OO RAH!

They don’t make ‘em like THAT anymore!

Thanks for the link.

(BTW, I am a Harley Riding, Bass Playing, Straight Shootin’ FReeper Gal. Does that make me a Princess?:-))


12 posted on 09/26/2014 12:26:05 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: BenLurkin

How about Disney comes up with a story about a woman who’s a good mother and who raises decent, God-fearing, and law-abiding children?


13 posted on 09/26/2014 12:28:23 PM PDT by MeganC (It took Democrats four hours to deport Elian Gonzalez)
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To: BenLurkin

Elisabeth Bathory??? Really?


14 posted on 09/26/2014 12:28:50 PM PDT by dfwgator (The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
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To: BenLurkin

Disney’s rebellious “princesses” are hardly what I would call “family fare”.


15 posted on 09/26/2014 12:28:55 PM PDT by Jim Noble (When strong, avoid them. Attack their weaknesses. Emerge to their surprise.)
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A lot of the women noted are villains.

Not Mariya Oktobyarskya, who was a real WWII heroine.

Would make a good show all by herself. Hollywood fake hero women would be shocked.


16 posted on 09/26/2014 12:29:11 PM PDT by Regulator
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Not Mariya Oktobyarskya, who was a real WWII heroine. Would make a good show all by herself. Hollywood fake hero women would be shocked.

I would go with Irena Sendler.

17 posted on 09/26/2014 12:29:43 PM PDT by dfwgator (The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
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Royalty. Without a doubt.


18 posted on 09/26/2014 12:30:02 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a Yup.statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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The website grovels in political correctness as it describes how she really was a victim of false accusations by ...you guessed it...a man.


19 posted on 09/26/2014 12:31:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a Yup.statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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You mean that’s not a joke?

Lolita was actually considered? The picture shows a young girl with a lollipop waiting for an older man to open the hotel room door.

I especially like “Nzinga”, and the Russian military gal.


20 posted on 09/26/2014 12:35:35 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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