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Spokane Man Attempts to Pet Bull Moose in Cemetery, Big Trouble Ensues
Wide Open Spaces ^ | 9/23/2014 | Matt Alpert

Posted on 09/26/2014 8:20:06 AM PDT by Rio

A Washington man was arrested on assault and drug charges after trying to pet a bull moose in a cemetery in Spokane over the weekend.

On Sunday, a bull moose wandered into the Holy Cross Cemetery, attracting a crowd of onlookers. According to KXYL, Wildlife officers arrived on the scene and tried to disperse the crowd. Most everyone was cooperative. Everyone except for Joshua Patterson.

Patterson, 33, tried to pet the moose even after officers ordered him not to. When an officer told Patterson he was under arrest, he refused to comply. Instead, he blew smoke in the officer’s face, hit her arm, stole her taser, and ran away.

He didn’t get far. A short time later, cops took Patterson into custody. Patterson had illegal prescription drugs on him, so he was hit with both drug and assault charges. He’s being held on a $10,000 bond.

As for the moose, wildlife officers managed to tranquilize and relocate it to a nearby county.

While it might seem like the consequences of Patterson’s actions couldn’t be any worse, consider what might have happened had he actually petted the bull moose. He’d probably be minced meat right now.

Please, don’t pet the moose.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: moose
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"All the moose that's fit to print."

Video here: http://www.kxly.com/news/spokane-news/man-arrested-after-confrontation-during-moose-relocation/28195640

1 posted on 09/26/2014 8:20:06 AM PDT by Rio
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To: Rio
Petting the moose...is that like choking the chicken?
2 posted on 09/26/2014 8:22:08 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (Some people say that experts agree!!)
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To: Rio
I know he went on to other illegalities, but is it illegal to pet a moose in the first place?

That's what he was originally arrested for.

3 posted on 09/26/2014 8:24:51 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: 4yearlurker

The worse sentence they could serve is to not the idiot have his prescriptions after they wear off. I have a feeling he might really need them then...lol


4 posted on 09/26/2014 8:26:15 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: Rio
There is a right way and a wrong way to pet a bull moose.

The right way is to pet his nose through the fence, after choosing a tame moose used to being around people.

Me and Seymour about a decade ago...

5 posted on 09/26/2014 8:27:08 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer.)
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To: Rio

What happened? Did it go wild, and attempt to bite his sister?


6 posted on 09/26/2014 8:27:47 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: Rio

I was almost run over by a Moose ,it was like a Tank driving by


7 posted on 09/26/2014 8:28:24 AM PDT by molson209 (Blank)
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To: thackney

>> Me and Seymour

Which one is you?

:-)


8 posted on 09/26/2014 8:28:40 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (There is no "allah" but satan, and Mohammed is his demon)
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To: Rio
Instead, he blew smoke in the officer’s face, hit her arm, stole her taser, and ran away.

Best line out of the whole article.

9 posted on 09/26/2014 8:29:19 AM PDT by dware (3 prohibited topics in mixed company: politics, religion and operating systems...)
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To: Rio

I’d put it on the list with “You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind, You don’t pull the mask off the Lone Ranger . . .”


10 posted on 09/26/2014 8:31:57 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Rio

First moose I ever saw in the wild was so big that it covered an entire 2-lane road.

You wouldn’t catch me going anywhere NEAR that thing!


11 posted on 09/26/2014 8:32:03 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
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To: Nervous Tick

Seymour is the good looking one. That is why he was in many commercials and a few movies.

Well, that and the fact he was basically raised by people after his mama was killed on the highway and he was raised by the folks at Alaska Wildlife Conservation Center. He is tamer than most people.


12 posted on 09/26/2014 8:34:02 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer.)
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To: Rio
Instead, he blew smoke in the officer’s face, hit her arm, stole her taser, and ran away.

Sounds like an officer who needs a little more training. She's lucky she didn't get hurt or killed.

13 posted on 09/26/2014 8:36:48 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Rio

A moose once bit a fellow FReeper’s sister, IIRC.


14 posted on 09/26/2014 8:37:36 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Rio

“Patterson had illegal prescription drugs on him...”

I bet he had some of them IN him, too.


15 posted on 09/26/2014 8:40:23 AM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: Alex Murphy

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...


16 posted on 09/26/2014 8:41:35 AM PDT by thorvaldr
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To: moose07

You didn’t stomp him hard enough.


17 posted on 09/26/2014 8:44:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Rio

Great, story about a moose and a squirrel...


18 posted on 09/26/2014 8:56:38 AM PDT by Molon Labbie (Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
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To: Pride in the USA; Stillwaters
What a moron.

They wander through my yard on occasion. Any sane and sober person gives them a very wide berth. One of my neighbors' dogs made the mistake of barking at one a few years ago. The dog was behind a chain link fence, which the moose casually stepped over just to kick the dog in the head. The dog is lucky to have survived, but he's now known as "the one-eyed-dog."

19 posted on 09/26/2014 9:01:04 AM PDT by lonevoice (Life is short. Make fun of it.)
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To: Vigilanteman
I’d put it on the list with “You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind, You don’t pull the mask off the Lone Ranger . . .”

...and you don't go to a therapist who wears a toupée.

20 posted on 09/26/2014 9:36:11 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (S.I.N. = Systematic Inversion of Norms)
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