Dwarf who dressed as Oompa Loompa admits pestering schoolgirls for sex

http://www.telegraph.co.uk ^ | 09/25/2014 | By Bill Gardner

[dfwgator]

Dressed as an oompa loompa...he should not be hard to find.

[TexasCajun]

Ooompa Loompa Doompadee Doo

If you’re only 13, I’ve got something for you.

[I want the USA back]

One day he’ll be someone big in the democrat party.

[Slings and Arrows]

He was trying to make some dwarf bread.

[TurboZamboni]

I thought this was a Robert Reichhhhhhhh story.

[humblegunner]

Mama’s little baby likes SHORTning bread...

[Slings and Arrows]

He was a short-order cook.

[day10]

This thread is a little short on humor so far.

[PGR88]

Surely there must be women enough out there with a “little people” fetish?

[FamiliarFace]

I think it means that he escaped a jail sentence, not that he escaped from jail. If he violates his probation, he will go to jail. It was poorly written.

[TheOldLady]

But he came up short with the 13-year-olds.

[muir_redwoods]

Now there’s a headline I never expected to read

[Rad_J]

He was told to pick on girls his own size...

[humblegunner]

This type of low humor is beneath us.
It diminishes the stature of Free Republic.
The nature of this crime should dwarf all other factors.

[Uversabound]

God no little people fetish but I am wondering about the dwarf handcuffed to the groom.

The grooms last chance? Sarcasm...

[JRios1968]

And where is your midget??

[humblegunner]

And where is your midget??

Gone, almost five years now.

Cutbacks. He was a luxury I could no longer afford.

Last I heard he was a feature act in a Mexican circus.

I wish his little ass the best, always.

[Veggie Todd]

I think the girls are telling tall tales.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’ll raise a half-pint to your noble sentiments.

[RichInOC]

I could imagine Laz doing this to pick up grown-up girls.