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New Gun Buyers Are Being Asked To Declare Sexual Orientation and Plans For The Weekend
Original Content | 9/22/2014 | Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 09/22/2014 7:08:44 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

Pedophilia discrimination?

Again?

NAMBLA has been alerted!


41 posted on 09/22/2014 8:02:39 AM PDT by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: Lazamataz

What about ‘old’ gun buyers? They don’t care about us old guys?....................


42 posted on 09/22/2014 8:09:05 AM PDT by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: Lazamataz
Easy-peasy.
"Inanimate-Object Attracted"

I (heart) my .308. Needs to be a bumper sticker.

43 posted on 09/22/2014 8:15:17 AM PDT by grobdriver (Where is Wilson Blair when you need him?)
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To: deoetdoctrinae
I will immediately be filing suit against these new regulations, through my law firm of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.

Check out the name of this real law firm.

44 posted on 09/22/2014 8:16:28 AM PDT by Disambiguator (Who is John Galt? Kristoffer Polaha.)
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To: Lazamataz

And your girlfriend is a Real Doll.


45 posted on 09/22/2014 8:20:39 AM PDT by MHGinTN
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To: Bobalu

There’s a place like that up by me. Gas, beer , wine, sandwiches, Glocks, berettas, etc. It’s a bit of a hike, but they have great prices and they know guns.

CC


46 posted on 09/22/2014 8:23:17 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks for the chuckle ping, dear Laz!


47 posted on 09/22/2014 8:24:14 AM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Lazamataz

spend the weekend drinking?


48 posted on 09/22/2014 8:35:27 AM PDT by dangerdoc ((this space for rent))
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To: Lazamataz

These new requirements are onerous. Unfortunately, I haven’t hoarded enough money to replace the weapons I lost in that boating mishap on the river last year. :(


49 posted on 09/22/2014 8:38:57 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Mind your atomic bonds.)
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To: Lazamataz

Who was the ‘wag’ that claimed being ‘bisexual’ doubled your chances for a date on Friday night?

‘Not that there is anything wrong with that’? <: <:” <:


50 posted on 09/22/2014 8:39:35 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98) Free people are not equal. Equal people are not free.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Exactly right, you try to parody these people and they make it happen for real.


51 posted on 09/22/2014 8:41:35 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Psalm 73

Gorgeous!


52 posted on 09/22/2014 8:41:39 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Mind your atomic bonds.)
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To: Lazamataz

U. Gottabee Kiddin?

Allavit!


53 posted on 09/22/2014 8:47:02 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Lazamataz

Sexual orientation: How about “Forceably celebate”?

For those of us whose wife ran off and don’t want to give her anything she can use at the divorce.


54 posted on 09/22/2014 8:47:57 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Lazamataz; Da Coyote

Oh, okay, Major Engrish...

LOL


55 posted on 09/22/2014 8:48:38 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Lazamataz

Olive Allovitt (it took me a minute, LOL) should cheat on her rutabagas and explore a more spicy lifestyle-—turnips with hot sauce.


56 posted on 09/22/2014 8:56:45 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: CatherineofAragon
cheat on her rutabagas

That's a country and western song in the makin', raht thar.

57 posted on 09/22/2014 9:10:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
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To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows
"That's a country and western song in the makin', raht thar."

Hopalong Ginsberg would agree, I think...

58 posted on 09/22/2014 9:18:28 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: Lazamataz
She's got BIG ATTRACTIVE GUNS!

The, er, AR15 is nice too.

There's an AR-15 in that picture?

59 posted on 09/22/2014 9:26:19 AM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Lazamataz

While I don’t doubt the government will want this information, I do doubt that the ACLU would object to it. Aferall, if it takes guns away from law-abiding Americans, I’m sure the ACLU would be down with that.

On a more serious note, I am guessing that at some point people purchasing guns will have to submit to a buccal swab to have a sample of their DNA put into a national DNA database.

Seriously, that will happen by executive order if Hilary Clinton is elected president.


60 posted on 09/22/2014 9:27:47 AM PDT by henkster (Do I really need a sarcasm tag?)
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