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What headline do you wish you would see tomorrow?

Posted on 09/20/2014 6:40:47 PM PDT by MNDude

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To: reg45
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelowsi get caught in sinkhole and disappear on the way to cowboy poetry summit.

Bonehead Boehner gets caught drunk with Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz.

Barney Frank gets caught in a compromising position with a horse on Martha's Vineyard.

Eric Holder gets a grand jury subpoena.

Joe Biden actually goes to church.

Enough, any more and I will get into trouble.

21 posted on 09/20/2014 6:56:29 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: MNDude

Ice cream for everyone three times a day!


22 posted on 09/20/2014 6:58:31 PM PDT by goldi
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To: MarMema

The Kaba at Mecca Explodes

Muslims Go Hog WIld....Commit Mass Suicide.

Sanity Breaks Out!

Morality Is IN Again


23 posted on 09/20/2014 7:00:19 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Please RESIGN Mr. President Its the RIGHT thing to do_RETIRE THE REGIME!)
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To: reg45

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3206196/posts?page=23#23

a few of us seem to be having a very similar favorite headline


24 posted on 09/20/2014 7:01:23 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Please RESIGN Mr. President Its the RIGHT thing to do_RETIRE THE REGIME!)
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To: JohnBrowdie
Obunga resigns! Biden institutionalized.

then we get boner.

Quite likely... until we realize the Speaker of the House is next in line.

25 posted on 09/20/2014 7:02:42 PM PDT by Ken H
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To: MNDude

Main Headline: France drops eight nuclear warheads in Syria and Iraq incinerating all members of the Islamic State, their supporters, and their concubines both human and bovine.

First Subheadline: Saudia Arabia protests.

Second Subheadline: Frances drops nuclear warheads on Riyadh, Mekka, and Medina.


26 posted on 09/20/2014 7:05:38 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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"Chicago Cubs win World Series."

Just kidding.

27 posted on 09/20/2014 7:09:54 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: csmusaret

“Joint Chiefs Conduct Successful Coup”
_________________________________________________

Unfortunately, most of them are co-opted Obama
lackeys who, when Obama says “Jump,” they ask,
“How high?”


28 posted on 09/20/2014 7:12:25 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (Politicians and diapers must be changed often for the same reason)
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To: MNDude

EAGLES WIINNNNN!! Drub Foreskins!


29 posted on 09/20/2014 7:13:10 PM PDT by deweyfrank
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To: MNDude

The religion of Islam is dead.


30 posted on 09/20/2014 7:13:43 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (waiting for my Magic 8 ball to give me an answer)
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31 posted on 09/20/2014 7:14:21 PM PDT by tomkat (:^)
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To: MNDude

obama resigns due to corruption


32 posted on 09/20/2014 7:14:36 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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ISRAEL PUTS ANTI-PSYCHOTIC DRUGS IN WEST BANK, GAZA WATER SUPPLY
Palestinians renounce violence, thank Netanyahu for “making the voices go away”.


33 posted on 09/20/2014 7:15:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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To: clintonh8r

ain’t sayin’......

Neither am I.


34 posted on 09/20/2014 7:15:24 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it .... their minds are diseased.)
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To: MNDude

No Comment!


35 posted on 09/20/2014 7:16:02 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty
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To: MNDude
Obama Arrested for Domestic Violence

Reggie Love Hospitalized - Multiple Facial Fractures Reported.

36 posted on 09/20/2014 7:22:01 PM PDT by eldoradude (It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
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To: MNDude

Coup in DC, patriots control the city


37 posted on 09/20/2014 7:22:40 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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Rafael Edward Cruz sworn in as President. Reserves all obama executive orders in first 15 minutes.

Some day.


38 posted on 09/20/2014 7:24:08 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: MNDude
Surprise Space Launch...ISIS is on the Moon

*The good news: They're ALL there.

39 posted on 09/20/2014 7:24:15 PM PDT by capt. norm
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Iran’s Nuke Reactor Blows top off mountain spewing radiation

Most of ME contaminated will be by uninhabitable for years


40 posted on 09/20/2014 7:25:22 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.)
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