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Is My Grandson Unusual? (Vanity)
Observation | 18 September 2014 | Me

Posted on 09/18/2014 1:26:51 PM PDT by Vigilanteman

I'm curious how usual this is. Our oldest grandson just turned three. He's been going potty by himself for just a little more than one year, but has the most unusual method.

He shuns the training potty and the little seat which keeps him from falling through the big hole. If an adult tries to help (grandparents, parents, anyone), he pushes them out the door so we have to peek in a crack to make sure he's doing it right.

He climbs up on the seat, squats with one foot on each side and dangles his junk down so he hits the bowl with better precision than most adults.

He'll allow the door to be open only after he has wiped, flushed and washed and dried his hands. He's very matter-of-fact about the whole thing.

Other than being a late talker (he says little and neither did his mother/our daughter at 3), he's a normal little guy in every way-- bundle of energy and jumps out of the top bunk as a Ninja or Superman. His grandparents are afraid he's going to hurt himself (we only raised daughters) but his parents are used to it an totally nonchalant.


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I find the toilet habits a bit unusual for a three year old. Are they?

Of course, his mother appreciates them as she has another little guy (born in December 2013) and has an ample number of other things to do.

1 posted on 09/18/2014 1:26:51 PM PDT by Vigilanteman
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If an adult tries to help (grandparents, parents, anyone), he pushes them out the door

I wouldn't be worried, I do the same thing.

2 posted on 09/18/2014 1:29:20 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (It takes a gun to feed a village,)
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To: Vigilanteman

Nah. He just sounds very independent.


3 posted on 09/18/2014 1:31:12 PM PDT by johniegrad
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Please, send him to my house. I have three year old twins who REFUSE to use the potty. Would like them shamed into using it.

BTW Don’t worry, he is fine.


4 posted on 09/18/2014 1:31:22 PM PDT by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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I wouldn’t worry about it. They can do all kinds of contortions to do their business.


5 posted on 09/18/2014 1:31:37 PM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: Vigilanteman

TMI


7 posted on 09/18/2014 1:32:18 PM PDT by cuban leaf (The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
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To: F15Eagle

Now, if we could only apply that to the 40%-50% of the adult population who seem incapable of doing the same thing. /rant


Hey, now that the urinals self flush, what’s the need?

:-P


8 posted on 09/18/2014 1:33:16 PM PDT by cuban leaf (The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
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To: Vigilanteman

I didn’t see the part about the ten month old until later. That may explain some of the exaggerated independence. It’s all fine.


10 posted on 09/18/2014 1:34:02 PM PDT by johniegrad
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"He climbs up on the seat, squats with one foot on each side and dangles his junk down so he hits the bowl ...

That's how adults do it in SouthEast Asia.

11 posted on 09/18/2014 1:34:42 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Jim from C-Town

For the boys, put Cheerios in the bowl and tell them they get a nickel for every U-boat they sink.


12 posted on 09/18/2014 1:34:47 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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Stay out of it. Unusual method,but he’ll get over it.

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13 posted on 09/18/2014 1:35:38 PM PDT by Mears
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I have seen adult Hispanics do the same thing. Don’t even ask me about Japan.


14 posted on 09/18/2014 1:36:12 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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I dunno. My boys got in pee fights and one would keep us out so he could play with his poop.

I figured that was pretty normal for boys.


15 posted on 09/18/2014 1:38:38 PM PDT by keats5 (Not all of us are hypnotized.)
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To: mad_as_he$$

Sounds like a future consultant to OWS.


16 posted on 09/18/2014 1:38:54 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Manchuria Called. They want their Candidate Back!)
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To: Vigilanteman

Leave him alone. He’ll be fine.

Until one day his foot slips off the seat and he falls in the toilet.

And THAT will be the end of THAT.


17 posted on 09/18/2014 1:40:21 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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I’ve been doing that since I was two!


18 posted on 09/18/2014 1:40:39 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Islamopobia:The Irrational Fear Of Being Beheaded)
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I'd be curious where he learned this. Not that there's anything wrong with what he's doing it's a learned behavior - he didn't come with it all by himself.
19 posted on 09/18/2014 1:41:32 PM PDT by raybbr (Obamacare needs a death panel.)
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Other than being a late talker

= = = = = = = = = = =

Maybe he just waited till he had something of value to say?

(Like the mother had taken polite pills while pregnant. Kid was a few years old and had never said a word. One morning he said 'My milk is warm' and they all went bananas. Finally they asked why he had said nothing. 'Up till now, everything has been fine'.

Does sound like he picked up TT1 with ease.

I, for one, also wash my hands BEFORE etc etc....

20 posted on 09/18/2014 1:43:16 PM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98) If you can't convince them, confuse them.)
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