Are you a theatrical? A rare breed, indeed, on FR. I checked your home page but there was no explanation.
I teach Voice, Piano and Guitar, and have been a performing artist for half a century.
I am, at present, the Director of Music for an Evangelical Ministry to Bikers, I play the bass, and compose most of the music.
I guess that makes me a psalm-singing old widow! LOL (Not an old maid though!) hahaha.
That’s why your statement cracked me up! LOL!