"Is your tuna dolphin free?" I asked.
"of course, Sir" was the response
"Well, never mind then, I liked Tuna better with a little dolphin in it"
She was not amused.
I was at Worlds of Fun in Kansas City many years ago talking to a very cute WOF Public Relations gal, with my cousins and I all trying to impress ....
She was wearing a classy blazer with “Public Relations” in black letters across a brass badge. I pointed out the ‘l’ in “Public” was missing—and it was—but she wasn’t impressed.