Posted on 08/28/2014 9:32:08 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Police say that three women who joined a pair of Encore hotel guests in their room distracted them during sex to steal their Rolex watches, which they later hid in their bodies during the getaway.
Metro Police say Bryanna Warren, Trinity Kennard and Charmella Triggs took the two watches, worth about $16,000 combined, from the hotel room of two Indian tourists Aug. 17 after engaging in sexual activities with the men.
(Excerpt) Read more at lasvegassun.com ...
wasn’t it Timex that used to advertise “It takes a licking and keeps on ticking” ?
But I digress....
It’s a true story and I laugh every time I tell it. I laugh every time I read it.
“Vaginas: Not Just For Penises Anymore”
Whew - just looked at the pics at the link. GUILTY!
Sooner or later, I knew somebody would say it.
:-)
YUP , As the day is long!
You’d better watch their s........ uh I’d better not
I would be about 10 billion times more worried about what’s going to crawl out of those snatches than I would about what might disappear down into them.
Anybody who would invite those “women” into their rooms is lucky to come out with their immune system intact. Condom or no condom.
Reminds me of the joke, “See what you get for $25 dollars.”
LOL!
Time is money, honey.
Rol-sex Ho’s.
Can watches get herpes?
Hidden in the ol’ Presidential humidor huh?
LMAO
Perfect
Rescuers works to free the young man trapped in a sculpture of a vulva at Tubingen, Germany.
The young man reportedly climbed into the sculpture as a dare.
What was meant to be a funny dare turned into an utter embarrassment for an American exchange student, who found himself trapped in a giant stone vagina in Germany. Firefighters had to be called in to deliver the man, head-first, to safety after his foot became trapped in the large marble sculpture at Tubingen University in Germany.
The unnamed man is believed to have been dared to climb inside the sculpture, which sits outside the university's institute for microbiology and virology.
But his legs soon became wedged in the carving and, despite labouring to free himself, the experts had to be summoned.
A local newspaper, Schwäbisches Tagblatt, reported that the emergency services received a call at 1.45pm on Friday to say a young man was "stuck in a stone vulva".
A total of 22 firefighters, five fire engines and a number of paramedics were sent to the scene, and quickly freed the man "by hand without use of equipment", the newspaper reported.
Erick Guzman took photographs of the incident and posted them on Imgur, saying: ‘I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture.
"The fire department was not really amused, and he was really embarrassed."
The sculpture, by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara, has sat outside the university for 13 years and was not damaged.
The man was not harmed, although his reputation has been.
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