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Fargo Cop shoots unarmed cow, town braces for bovine riots
The Peoples Cube ^ | 8/26/14 | Red Square

Posted on 08/28/2014 7:37:04 AM PDT by laotzu

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To: Carl Vehse
That's a shame, unless they carted it off to the butcher post haste!

No lie, I have had a Angus bull hanging around my property for the last three weekends. Don't think I was not tempted! :)

41 posted on 08/28/2014 9:15:57 AM PDT by defconw (Both parties have clearly lost their minds!)
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To: laotzu

Jesse Jersey and Al Shorthorn arrived in Fargo and demanded the police officer must attend an Angus Management class. The cow’s grandmother, Taquanda Charolais said that the youngsteer was turning his life around and had also been invited as a special guest at local cookouts and was close to signing a contract with Chik-Fil-A to appear on their billboards.


42 posted on 08/28/2014 9:20:56 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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The story didn’t say, but the cow HAD to be a Black Angus....


43 posted on 08/28/2014 9:22:52 AM PDT by Boonie ("Nuke 'em all...Let Allah sort 'em out...)
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To: Boonie

I am not sure why it matters what color their angus is....


44 posted on 08/28/2014 9:23:25 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: laotzu

Never trusted them, myself...

45 posted on 08/28/2014 9:33:31 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

OMG. Thank you for the lunchbreak laugh!


46 posted on 08/28/2014 9:35:09 AM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: MeshugeMikey
"Michelle Obama...Official WOTUS?" Laughing photo image10.gif WOTUS!
47 posted on 08/28/2014 9:37:11 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Moo, bang.

No doubt Al Shorthorn, Jersey Jackson and Eric Holstein are now behooved to make hay while the sun shines.

Are the locals starting to prepare lump charcoal molitovs?


48 posted on 08/28/2014 11:43:09 AM PDT by glock rocks (In DC, nobody can hear you scream)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Moo...”
[BANG!]
“MOO! MOO! MOO! MOO! MOOOOOO!!!”


49 posted on 08/28/2014 12:44:16 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...R.I.P.)
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To: RichInOC

Didn’t hear a thing.


50 posted on 08/28/2014 12:57:16 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely" - http://youtu.be/4HYy62qiOwA)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Alaska Wolf; DCBryan1; Doomonyou; napscoordinator; Shimmer1; Salamander; ...
Police everywhere, be advised!

We will not be cowed!

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51 posted on 08/28/2014 6:55:44 PM PDT by null and void (If Bill Clinton was the first black president, why isn't Barack Obama the first woman president?)
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To: null and void

LOL


52 posted on 08/28/2014 7:09:30 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: laotzu; null and void
Such a Mooooooving story...I cried, make mine medium
/ well done and please pass the steak sauce.

53 posted on 08/28/2014 7:46:53 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics in always to pick up a weapon...eh? "Bathhouse" 0'Mullah? d8^)
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