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8 Reasons Children of the 1970s Should All Be Dead
Feedly.com ^ | 09 June 14 | Yeoman Lowbrow

Posted on 08/15/2014 9:54:14 AM PDT by Drew68

The way things are going, every kid is going to go to school wearing bubble wrap and a helmet. Back in the 1970s (and earlier), parents didn’t stress about our health and safety as much as they do today. It’s not that they cared less – they just didn’t worry compulsively about it.

Parents of 2014 need to be reminded of how less restricted, less supervised, less obsessively safety-conscious things were… and it was just fine.

1. JARTS: IMPALING ARROWS OF DEATH

Can your mind comprehend a more deadly toy than a weighted spear that kids hurl through the air like a missile? No one ever obeyed the actual manufacturer’s rules, we just flung these damn things everywhere. We threw them. They stuck where they landed. If they happened to land in your skull, well, then you should have moved.

After roughly 6,700 emergency-room visits and the deaths of three children between 1978 and 1988, they finally outlawed Jarts on December 19, 1988. I suppose it needed to be banned, but a part of me is sad that kids today won’t have the battle scars and Jart survival stories we had. Goodbye Jart – you were an impaling arrow of death, but I loved you anyway.

2. LOST AND NOT FOUND: SEAT BELTS

Cars came with seat belts in the 1970s, but no one used them except maybe out of curiosity to see what it was like to wear one. Of course, you’d have to fish them out of the deep crevice of the backseat cushion where they often came to rest, unwanted and ignored.

The only “click” heard in the 1970s automobile was your dad’s Bic lighting up a smoke with the windows rolled up. (cough!)

I should also mention that, not only were there no seat belts, child seats were nowhere to be found. Whether it was the front seat of your mom’s station wagon or her bicycle, chances are, you were entirely untethered.

3. SEMI-LETHAL PLAYGROUNDS OF HOT METAL

Remember when playgrounds were fun? Sure, there was a pretty good chance you’d be scalded by a hot metal slide, or walk away with tetanus, but that’s what memories are made of.

The ground wasn’t coated with soft recycled rubber or sand as most are today – they were asphalt. Remember being hurled from a spinning merry-go-round, then skidding across the gravel at full speed? Good times.

I remember my school playground had a metal ladder “wall” that I swear went up three stories – it didn’t connect to a slide or anything. It was literally a ladder to the sky. I remember fully believing the oxygen was thinner at the top. One false move and I’d have been a flesh colored stain on the asphalt.

According to the New York Times we are making playgrounds so safe that they actually stunt our kids’ development. So, while blood was spilt and concussions were dealt on the playgrounds of the 1970s, we were at least in a developmentally rich environment – and we had the bruises and scabs to prove it.

4. PRECIOUS LITTLE SUN PROTECTION

Back in the 70s, your goal was to get as brown as your skin would permit. Sun BLOCK or sun SCREEN was basically nonexistent. You wanted to AMPLIFY your rays, so women typically lathered on Crisco and baby oil to get that deep baked look.

For the kids, SPF numbers hovered around 2, 4 and 8. The idea that you would spray an SPF of 50 or even 30 wasn’t even an option, except perhaps from medical ointments prescribed for albinos.

5. HELMETS: FOR THOSE WITH MEDICAL CONDITIONS ONLY

Whether you were riding a bike, roller skating, or skateboarding, one thing was for certain: you were not wearing a head protection. You would have been looked at as a sideshow freak by other kids, and parents would assume you had some kind of medical condition.

6. IGNORED AND UNATTENDED ON THE REGULAR

Hey, who’s watching the kid in the stroller? YOU MUST HAVE YOUR EYES ON THE KID AT ALL TIMES OR ELSE HE WILL DIE!

My mother routinely left me alone in the car at a young age while she ran errands. Today, this will literally get you arrested. You see, once upon a time it was okay to leave your kids for long periods without supervision (remember the so-called “latch-key kids” of the 70s?), or let them free roam without constant surveillance. Today, parents won’t let their kids go out to get the mail alone, and any fun with friends has to be scheduled, closely monitored “play dates”.

On summer break or weekends in the 1970s, parents kicked their kids out the front door and didn’t let them back in until the sun went down. “Go play,” were their only words, and you were left to your own devices for hours upon hours. Neighborhoods looked like Lord of the Flies.

7. ROUTINELY ALLOWED TO GET SERIOUSLY HURT

This poor kid is about to get rammed in the nuts by a goat, and the nearby adult isn’t the least bit concerned. In fact, he finds this all incredibly amusing! As hard as this is to believe, but when kids got hurt back then, adults didn’t come running with first-aid kits. More than likely you’d be left alone with your pain, with no alternative but to get over it.

In the 70s, parents watched their offspring fall from trees and fall off bikes with a smile.

8. SECONDHAND SMOKE EVERYWHERE

From airplanes to your family car, it seemed the world of the 70s was shrouded in a haze of cigarette smoke. It wasn’t just the fact that many more people smoked, it was the absolute 100% lack of concern for those that didn’t, including children. Teachers smoked, doctors smoked, your parents smoked…. and they didn’t take it to a secluded smoking area, they did it right in your face.

Please don’t interpret this as condoning it. There’s no question that engulfing your child in a thick carcinogenic cloud isn’t a good idea. I’m just stating facts – this is the world we lived in. It was full of adults who didn’t seem to have anxiety attacks over our safety, and we turned out just fine…. right?


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KEYWORDS: memories; the60s; the70s
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Born in 1968 here. I should be dead. Any other examples?

I'm trying to raise my two boys with many of the same freedoms I got to experience, only I just don't want to get arrested and have my kids hauled away by child services.

Trying not to be too much of a helicopter parent either. Back when I was a kid, "helicopter parent" meant your dad flew choppers in 'Nam.

1 posted on 08/15/2014 9:54:14 AM PDT by Drew68
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2 posted on 08/15/2014 9:54:54 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Drew68

Where are the children in that picture?

3 posted on 08/15/2014 9:56:35 AM PDT by dfwgator
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4 posted on 08/15/2014 9:57:50 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Drew68

I remember as a little boy riding with my dad in his pickup. I would stand on the bench seat beside him. Crazy times.......


5 posted on 08/15/2014 9:58:13 AM PDT by Sybeck1 (Remember Mississippi!)
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To: Drew68

You forgot school lunches ... kids were allowed to eat pizza at school - and buy cokes from a machine...


6 posted on 08/15/2014 9:59:03 AM PDT by GOPJ (Just remember, loot the liberals' houses, they don't have guns. - Freeper dfwgator)
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To: Drew68

The big difference between now and then was there were many more children, especially among the people who have the ability or desire to create opinions. Thats my, perhaps brutal, take on it.
Not all the eggs were in one basket so to speak.
Now the cultural influencers, if they have children, have one, generally, or two at most. There are no “spares”.


7 posted on 08/15/2014 9:59:45 AM PDT by buwaya
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All I see are great legs in some short shorts.


8 posted on 08/15/2014 9:59:58 AM PDT by Sybeck1 (Remember Mississippi!)
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To: Drew68; dfwgator; cripplecreek; MeganC
Of Course isn't that what YOUR parents said when they were kids in the 40's?

Back in mah Day, you weren't a real man until you had walked to school in the snow so many times you could feel in the cold in Summer!"

I hear nothing but crap about us Millennials, but the same was said about every generation before.

9 posted on 08/15/2014 10:00:08 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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You forgot school lunches ... kids were allowed to eat pizza at school - and buy cokes from a machine...

Don't recall coke machines until I entered high school. I do remember pizza though! And cartons of milk, milk so warm it was nearly curdled by the time I slurped it down.

10 posted on 08/15/2014 10:00:31 AM PDT by Drew68
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We had a smoking tree at our school.


11 posted on 08/15/2014 10:01:04 AM PDT by dfwgator
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damn df, that’s some top notch laughs


12 posted on 08/15/2014 10:01:38 AM PDT by roofgoat
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To: Drew68

Now to survive it’s dodge the Knockout game!


13 posted on 08/15/2014 10:02:18 AM PDT by DocJhn
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To: Drew68

“Born in 1968 here. I should be dead. Any other examples?”


You were born the year I had my fifth.

The high diving board at the local pool is now gone. It was a rite of passage for my kids.

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14 posted on 08/15/2014 10:02:40 AM PDT by Mears
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In the early ‘60’s, we played “Army” and put gravel in aluminum foil, packed it around a “cherry bomb” and threw at the “enemy”...
When they hollered, we said, “You’re dead!!!! We gotcha!!!”

It was really fun....


15 posted on 08/15/2014 10:03:04 AM PDT by Boonie ("Nuke 'em all...Let Allah sort 'em out...)
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To: Drew68

Bill Cosby - Playground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqv38fP7cr0

“The monkey bars came in....we lost 124 kids in one day.”


16 posted on 08/15/2014 10:04:59 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Drew68

This week our Trail Life USA Troop was in the Smoky Mountains for a weeklong summer campout. On Wednesday, we went tubing down a rain swollen river. Most of the boys came out with some battle scars from the rocks. One guy, not with our group did get cut up enough to need some stitches.

When we got home to Maryland last night, they were still comparing cuts and scrapes and laughing.

They all carry knives too. Some really big tactical or hunting knives.


17 posted on 08/15/2014 10:05:06 AM PDT by cyclotic (Join America's premier outdoor adventure association for boys-traillifeusa.com)
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To: Drew68
Any other examples?

Like packing black powder from firecrackers into empty C02 cartridges to use for blowing up beehives etc. in a nearby orchard?

18 posted on 08/15/2014 10:05:14 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: dfwgator
My summers as a young kid were comprised of hitting the street on my bike after breakfast, and the required "be back home before the street lights are on" routine.

Get hurt?, heck yeah, all the time. That's why they had bactine.

19 posted on 08/15/2014 10:05:24 AM PDT by catfish1957 (Everything I needed to know about Islam was written on 11 Sep 2001)
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To: skeeter

when we wanted to put out campfires in our back yard, we’d put a can of Hawaiian Punch or Campbells Soup in the fire.

Blip Blip Blip Blip KABOOOOOOOM.

The can would blow up in the sky about 100 ft and the fire would be completely exterminated.


20 posted on 08/15/2014 10:08:47 AM PDT by roofgoat
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