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To: Jonty30

My husband says to me “women would have a bounty on their heads if they didn’t have certain parts to their anatomy” and I says right back to him “men would have a bounty on their heads if they didn’t have full wallets and sperm.”

It works for us. LOL.

Everyone just needs to calm down and eat some fruit.


56 posted on 08/12/2014 3:58:25 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas (Wonder if Rush will mention cankles and her rent a dogs first thing?)
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To: Cats Pajamas

I have a friend who has a house in the tropics. In the kitchen is a sign that says. “I am a Great House-Keeper — I keep the House from any guy that Divorces Me.” or words to that effect.

I had no sympathy for her former husband of 30+ years, a Doctor at the top of his game that ran off with a young nurse.


60 posted on 08/12/2014 4:06:57 PM PDT by KC Burke (Gowdy for Supreme Court)
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