I have a friend who has a house in the tropics. In the kitchen is a sign that says. “I am a Great House-Keeper — I keep the House from any guy that Divorces Me.” or words to that effect.
I had no sympathy for her former husband of 30+ years, a Doctor at the top of his game that ran off with a young nurse.
Put me on that list.
I once heard a showbiz type,in speaking of his several divorces,say that rather than get married again he should probably just find a woman who hated him and giver her a house.Funny stuff!