Posted on 08/11/2014 10:43:00 AM PDT by Red Badger
A five-inch kitchen knife falls from the sky and enters the head of 57-year-old man in Sichuan province
Last Thursday morning, 57-year-old Xiao Yunzhi was taking a stroll in his home town of Guangyuan, Sichuan province, when his head started feeling strangely heavy.
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Confucius say man with knife in head soon have split personality...................
Or a place to hang his hat....
Wasn’t Obama or Pelosi was it? One would need microscopic accuracy to hit their brain.
Don’t forget to try your waitress and tip the veal.
I suspect you’re thinking of Aeschylus, supposedly killed by an eagle dropping a tortoise on his bald head. He’d been living outside, because a prophecy had foretold he’d be killed by a falling object.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Was_a_Male_War_Bride
Most historians, in ancient times and now, believe Claudius was poisoned by his wife/niece Agrippina. Proposed methods vary greatly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudius#Death
BaddaBING!!!
Here till Tuesday!!!
“...Last year, meanwhile, a man in Yanji, Jilin province, arrived at hospital with a ten-inch knife sticking out the side of his head. Asked what had happened, he merely said: “It is like this: I was playing a silly game with my friend and it went wrong. It could have happened to anybody.”
Yah... could have happened to ANYBODY - you know, throwing knives at each others’ heads, is like SO commonplace!!
I can not tell a lie.
I threw that knife here from Floriduh!
What, you never played a spirited round of “Throw Knives at Your Friends” when you were a kid? C’mon, it was all the rage, ya know!
No.
We threw Rocks. Big ones...
And sometimes dwarfs. But they ran too fast to catch, most of the time.
Ah, what summer would be complete without dwarf tossing?
They were irritable little buggers... They were NOT happy, I assure you.
Yet, we found, the more irritated they were, the farther they flew.
Aerodynamics and all that, you understand... something to do with the atmosphere. It’s real tech stuff...
Good thing that didn’t happen in the Obamacare Nation: “Take two aspirin but don’t call me in the morning.”
Ultimately, I would wager that it was more satisfying than “Catch the Greased Squid” or the “Badgerpult.” Note - Badgers are not keen on flying (especially when “flying” really means “jettisoned through the air”).
“...“Badgerpult...”
They don’t like that, not nohow, not noway...
It’s like this... but bigger...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIbY_IWT3fk
Or this one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ya6z-NlDo
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