Posted on 08/07/2014 3:58:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Growing up in a Latino household meant that there were a lot of hardcore superstitions running rampant throughout daily life. Superstitious beliefs go together with Hispanic homes in the way that rice and beans and chanclas do. They just fit.
From purses on the floor to itchy palms, we've gathered the top eight superstitions every Latino grew up with, and put them in a list, of course. And here they are.
Don't Put Your Purse on the Floor
Listen, you like your money, right? Well you won't have any if you put that purse on the floor. So pick it up, fool. And if there's no where feasible to hang it from, then you'll have to just hold it in your lap while a thousand of your cousins climb all over you, or try to balance it on your knee as your mom lectures you about why you're still single and now broke.
Because you put your purse on the floor, obviously. Itchy Palms Means Dollar Signs
Want to fix that issue you had after you put your purse on the floor? You know, the broke one? Well, you can't if you scratch that itchy palm of yours. If your hands itch -- you knew knew not to scratch. That was bound to get your palm slapped by whatever relative was walking by.
Rather, you were to slip it in your pocket like a normal person, because itching meant money was coming, and where should money go? Your pockets. Everyone knows that.
No Haircuts Til the First Birthday
Or at least tip that kid is walking. You can't cut a child's hair before his first birthday; it will stop them from learning to walk. And then what will you do?!
Every River Had a Version of La Llorona
La Llorona was just about the scariest child-drowning ghost ever. And somehow -- somehow -- the crying ghost who haunts the river happens to be everywhere all at once. She's at every river, every waterway, every anything she can be at, and in every Latino community that ever existed.
Brooms Have Some Serious Powers
Want to make sure your guest leave? Place that broom upside down behind a door, fool! But be careful if you're using it to actually sweep or something; you don't want to run the broom bristles over your single cousin's foot. After all, brushing the foot of a single person will mean that you've destined them to be single forever -- which is a fate worse than death in most Latino households. Just watch the broom. Seriously.
The Teeth Dreams Mean Either A) Death, or B) A Baby
Had a dream that your tooth fell out? Well, someone's gettin' knocked up. Or someone's dying, depending on who you're talking to. Either way, those tooth dreams are pretty darn serious in Latino households, so make sure you pay attention to them.
Not that they didn't already freak you out or something.
Watch Out for Ojo
Feeling bad out of nowhere? Stomachache that won't go away? Eh, it's probably not some bacteria-borne illness. It's just oho. Oh, and you'll need an egg and some old Latino lady who knows what she's doing to remove it.
But don't worry. You get oho by people being envious of you. And stop staring at that pretty girl! You're going to give it to her, too.
Are your ears burning? Oh, it just means someone's talking about you. Better check your friends; they're probably gossiping about whatever you did last week. That's the only reason your ears would burn, you know.
Hah! I heard the broom thing too, from a lovely Jewish lady that I worked for years ago.
But I’ll follow the thing with the itchy palms, I’ve heard of that too, of course, but never the advice to put your hand in you pocket.
I like it!
“Every River Had a Version of La Llorna”....that is,
every river except the Rio Grande?
And in my family babies never got their hair cut until after their 1st birthday or later, not so much out of any superstition but because the little ones often had such beautifully curly hair and the curls always seemed to be lost after that first hair cut. I have pictures of my big brother when he was nearly two years old and he had the most beautiful long blonde curly locks. But my dad, after getting upset that so many people commented what a cute little girl he was, took him to the barbershop, not for a hair cut but for a crew cut. LOL!
And speaking of babies and their 1st birthday, in my family the baby gets their own small 1st birthday cake put in front of them and baby is encouraged to eat the cake with their bare hands and sometimes plunge face first into it and nobody gets any cake until he or she does. Thats not however a superstition but it is good fun, if not so clean fun.
Being an American of Mexican ancestry I did leave my purse on the floor a few weeks, only to fall down. So there! don’t leave your purse on the floor LOL
“Every River Had a Version of La Llorona”
Smelter pond in Superior, AZ. I was once convinced I heard the crying late on a Summer night.
The itchy palm and burning ears were in my non latino family beliefs. The hat on the bed bad luck one was in my fathers german family don’t list
In Chile, you must not drink a hot drink in front of an open door. It will cause your face to get all distorted, like this. No, really, it happened to my cousin.
The Jewish side of my Ex’s family covered all the mirrors when someone died, so their ghost wouldn’t notice they were dead by not seeing a reflection and go crazy and never leave for Heaven (thereby being condemned to haunt the Earth forever).
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