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Teacher found intoxicated and pantsless on first day of school
CBS Houston ^
Posted on 08/06/2014 2:57:10 PM PDT by ameribbean expat
Wagoner, Okla. (CBS HOUSTON) – A newly-hired teacher was found intoxicated and not wearing any pants inside an Oklahoma high school classroom on her first day of work, according to Wagoner police.
Police arrested Lorie Hill after two Wagoner High School teachers found her intoxicated and without pants in an empty classroom she was claiming to be her own, KOKI-TV reports. Recently hired by Wagoner Public Schools, Hill was reporting for her first day on the job as all teachers were also returning for their first day back in school from summer break.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: arth; drunk; heifer; homeschool; publicschools; teacher
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Do not -- I repeat: DO NOT-- go looking for a picture on this one. You will need some of that magic tobacco serum cure-all.
To: ameribbean expat
There is a previous thread about Miss Piggy - with pics!
To: Disambiguator
Thanks. See previous thread. Holy smokes.
To: ameribbean expat
You know, at this point, if I had any kids, which I don’t, I would probably just as soon they not have any female teachers.
And probably no male teachers either for that matter.
Homeschooling is definitely best, this world is overflowing with insanity.
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posted on
08/06/2014 3:00:01 PM PDT
by
chris37
(heartless)
To: ameribbean expat
Well, bottoms up. Sounds like a bad dream.
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posted on
08/06/2014 3:00:04 PM PDT
by
grumpygresh
(Democrats delenda est. New US economy: Fascism on top, Socialism on the bottom.)
To: ameribbean expat
It had to be done.
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posted on
08/06/2014 3:02:09 PM PDT
by
South40
(Hillary Clinton was a "great secretary of state". - Texas Governor Rick Perry)
To: ameribbean expat
Who hasn’t had an awkward first day at a new job?
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posted on
08/06/2014 3:04:05 PM PDT
by
ansel12
(LEGAL immigrants, 30 million 1980-2012, continues to remake the nation's electorate for democrats)
To: South40
Maybe she couldn’t find pants in her size.
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posted on
08/06/2014 3:04:42 PM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: South40
“It had to be on.”
OMG! Once seen, it can’t not be unseen!
AND NO PANTS!!!
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posted on
08/06/2014 3:05:07 PM PDT
by
TaMoDee
(Go Pack Go! The Pack will be back in 2014!)
To: ameribbean expat
I looked.
Now help me to unlook.
To: ameribbean expat
Wow. If Shelly Winters had a fat older sister who used peroxide on what’s left of her hair. What class function was she preparing for; Show and (DON’T!) Tell?
Wonder if the carpet matched the....
To: CrazyIvan
They make 'em.
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posted on
08/06/2014 3:06:09 PM PDT
by
South40
(Hillary Clinton was a "great secretary of state". - Texas Governor Rick Perry)
To: ameribbean expat
Please make this the "picture free" thread.
It might be another month before I can have another...well, I'll stop there.
To: ameribbean expat
Should have never opened this thresd. Miss Piggy?
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posted on
08/06/2014 3:06:59 PM PDT
by
Fungi
To: ameribbean expat
“Teacher found intoxicated and pantsless on first day of school”
Hey, she showed up bright and early for the first day of work. What more do you want?
To: ameribbean expat
Maybe the pants got swallowed up by her butt crack?
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posted on
08/06/2014 3:07:35 PM PDT
by
Cyman
(We have to pass it to see what's in it= definition of stool sample)
To: ameribbean expat
Intoxicated and pantsless is for the students, dang it.
To: ameribbean expat
Standards really need to be raised
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posted on
08/06/2014 3:08:53 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: South40; Lazamataz
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posted on
08/06/2014 3:09:23 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: South40
OMG! The cure for “if you have an erection lasting over 4 hours”?
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posted on
08/06/2014 3:09:43 PM PDT
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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