Or the cops just happened to ‘have some with them’.
While on Virginia Ave tonight, as I sat at AutoZone waiting for Himself to get done, a city cop nailed *3* drivers.
For what, I have no idea, as they certainly did not seem to be doing anything overtly illegal.
Oh, wait.
Yeah.
End of the month.
Quota time.
I left the parking lot *under* the speed limit, buckled up, and using turn signals even though there is no actual road at the end of the driveway or oncoming traffic and no cars behind me.
He was gunning for warm bodies.
Oh, wait.
Yeah.
End of the month.
Several months ago ran out of cigarettes at 2AM, was working on a friends computer, knew I wasn't going to make it without ciggies.
Hopped in truck, ran to town to get a couple of packs.
Nobody on the road going or coming.
Right at my house, officer *Blinkie-blink* pulls me over.
Pulled to the shoulder right across from my driveway.
Got out of truck and asked *the good Officer*, what was the problem.
He said he noticed me weaving, to which I responded *Bullsh!t*.
Wanted to see my license, handed it to him.
Asked what I was doing out this late, told him I went get cigarettes in town, showed him the new pack with one missing.
Asked me where I lived, told him that's my damn driveway right across.
He then sad he was just checking if I was OK.
I asked him if I was f'ing OK.
He said he was just checking
I asked if we are done here or not?
He said have a good night.
The temptation to give him a little *rock shower* with my truck was incredible as I pulled into my driveway, but I didn't.
Got out of my truck once I parked it, leaned on the hood and just stared at the bastard because he stayed parked across from my house.
My wife came out and asked what I was doing, I explained the whole thing and pointed to officer Blinkie, she started laughing her a$$ off.
Guess that was too much with us both pointing and laughing, he did a bootlegger turn in the middle of the road and hauled back up towards town, LOL!