It’s COLD cereal for crying out loud. jeesh
Hey, you underestimate the mindset of LIBERALS. It is cold cereal that you have to take with milk. That leads to cows, which leads to passed gas. And they have already said one of the major causes of our doom is the methane passed from cows. So between the cooking of the cereal at the manufacturer and the f#rts of the cows, we are $%$%$% (I was going to say toast but that brings in coal, electricity, wheat, racist comments, etc., etc. I have learned my lesson) doomed.
That means we can only eat raw seaweed for breakfast. Yum Yum!!! (not).
LOL, very good!