[TurboZamboni]

I fart in your general direction!

[Nowhere Man]

Paging Mr. Methane!

[skinkinthegrass]

Is there Monty Python Ping List? ...There should be!

[1rudeboy]

I’m sure his neighbors are overjoyed.

[Sacajaweau]

A blast from the _ _ _.

[Secret Agent Man]

isn’t he facing terrorism charges and massive fines from the econazis there?

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

This is better than the Yo app.

[dainbramaged]

Does it run on cabbage or beans?

[Wyatt's Torch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA

[LostInBayport]

Can we borrow it for awhile and park it in front of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

An excellent idea for a project!

[lee martell]

This is the same man who invented a Pram, or Baby Buggy that goes up to 50 miles per hour. He ought to get permission from Sir Paul to play a Beatles tune that welcomes the Fart Heard Around The World. The song should be Michelle, Ma Belle.
Oh, the farting machine is expected to emit flames and noise simultaneously. Very creative individual. Too bad he cannot channel it to be more practical or lucrative.

[driftdiver]

That recent article said smelling farts was good for your health.

SO he likes France? Or perhaps he’s trying to attract all the gay french men.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

[meatloaf]

Oh well, there goes world peace in our time.

[dragonblustar]

We all need goals in life.....

[I want the USA back]

What a waste of time. Better to direct it at certain countries who have only one goal: killing Christians and Jews.

[kidd]

He could have just borrowed our giant fart machine

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Knowing how smelly your average Frenchman is, what’s the chance they’d notice the smell of flatulence?

[The_Media_never_lie]

There are plenty of these around already. Why would someone want to build one?

[equaviator]

Hey, somebody stepped on a duck...a BIG duck!