The 5 Most Dangerous Guns in America (This article is so stupid it hurts my feelings.)

Rollingstone.com ^ | 7-14-2014 | Kristen Gwynne

[DCBryan1]

Contrary to what those who defend the right to own canines (dogs) believe, not all dogs are created equal. Due to a combination of availability, portability and criminal usage the following five types of dogs are the country's most dangerous:

1) Big dogs,
2) Little Dogs,
3) Male Dogs (not fixed),
4) Male Dogs (fixed),
5) Female Dogs.

If we ban the 5 most dangerous types of dogs, my FBI sources tell me, there will be alot less dog bites in America.

[HammerT]

Contrary to what those who defend the right to own high-powered assault rifles believe, not all guns are created equal. Due to a combination of availability, portability and criminal usage the following five types of guns are the country's most dangerous.

LMAO!

I hadn’t read the actual article so I missed that sentence – that alone meets the definition of your title!

[HammerT]

Here’s my list:

1. A gun in the hands of a felon/thug.
2. An unattended gun in reach of a child.
3. A gun in the hands of a mentally deranged individual.
4. A gun in the hands of an idiot not smart enough to be near one in the first place.
5. Worst...a gun in the hands of an oppressive government.

5 could apply to 1 -4..... just sayin..

[Tijeras_Slim]

The comments are coming in faster than you can read them. Liked this one though....

#KristenGwynneIsAnIdiot • 4 hours ago

I’m gonna up the ante to a bigger list... the 7 most dangerous castaways:
1. Gilligan
2. The Skipper too
3. The Millionaire
4. And his wife
5. The movie star
6. The professor
7. And Maryann

[Wordkraft]

This article reads like it was written by an elementary school student doing research for her 5th grade class book report.

[US_MilitaryRules]

Lazy Gun

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right in my doorway. I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn’t moved itself outside. It certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World. But if you take out Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom for Murders. These 4 Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the United States. All 4 are controlled by Democrats.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data – right?

Well, I’m off to check on my spoons.
I hear they’re making people fat.

[a fool in paradise]

How about the 5 most dangerous gangsta thug rappers in Music?

[a fool in paradise]

Sadly, anti- did not make your list.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Hey! I don’t think so. What Alton Brown taught me: the most dangerous knife in the kitchen is the dull knife.

[rhinoslapper]

[SayNoToDems]

Checked my Thesaurus...can’t find “effective” or “valued “ as a synonyms for “dangerous”.

[Yardstick]

The earnestness is part of the charm.

[Hot Tabasco]

The 5 Most Dangerous Guns in America

Here's my list of the 4 most dangerous vehicles in America:

1. Cars

2. Trucks

3. Vans

4. SUV's........

[Hot Tabasco]

I’ll argue that #4 on the witchdoctor list should be ting-tang ;)

And I would also argue that #3 should be "Ooo"

I am not posting a smiley since this is no laughing matter..........