Jack is Back!
Ooh! Ooh! I've got it! We combine Titanic with Zombie movies and make the ultimate remake: "A Night to Remember the Swimming Dead!"
When that makes mega-bofo-box-office we use out-takes and extra footage to release "The Swimming Titanic Dead meet Jaws!” followed by "Titanic Zombie Sharks V. Godzilla!"
We'll be rich beyond our dreams of avarice and we can move to Hollywood and pretend to be Limo Liberals so we'll be invited to all the posh parties!