So this summer polar vortex is going to bring unseasonably cool weather to the country. My hunch is that the envirowackos will blame it on global warming.
Why yes, of course. You see the temperature in the hemisphere is warming and there is not enough contrast in temperature between the northern hemisphere and the tropics to cause the circumfrential currents in the oceans to move warm water to colder areas and vice versa.
What does this mean?
We are all gonna die!
This is how that Swazie guy explained it in the day after so it must be true.