Cops Back Off From Plan to Photograph Boy's Erection

Newser ^ | July 11, 2014 | Rob Quinn

[Enterprise]

Sanity appears to have prevailed in Manassas, Virginia, where authorities had planned to chemically induce an erection in a 17-year-old boy accused of making child pornography of himself by sending explicit photos to his 15-year-old girlfriend.

The aunt says she's glad police are dropping the plan, but she won't be satisfied until they drop what she says are overblown felony charges of manufacture and possession of child pornography.

[Enterprise]

The jokes will write themselves.

[cynwoody]

So. The Prince William Pigs lose a point?

That's a positive development!

Next, they need to learn what is kiddie porn and what isn't!

[bikerman]

authorities had planned to chemically induce an erection in a 17-year-old boy

At 17 all I needed was a Playboy magazine.

[Slambat]

There is no limit as to how far the fuzz will go to convict
an American citizen but when it comes to wetbacks, they
don’t have clue who they are or where to find them.

[Mark17]

They wanted to give him a hard time, but changed their minds.

[DisorderOnBorder]

It appears that the cops may be the child pornographers here

[abb]

[samtheman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75yAH9hWrZ0

[ClearCase_guy]

They have to manufacture child pornography to fight child pornography.
They had to burn the village to save the village.

[Autonomous User]

After assembling a photo array of Twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows of a stiff erect penis with a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against the boy the cops declare They found their Perp!

[muir_redwoods]

Imagine the cops in that PD who are crushed, simply crushed with disappointment.

[Wolfie]

There was a Sheriff’s Dept. down ind Florida that manufactured it’s own crack back in the 80’s/90’s for sting operations. So this is no shocker to me.

[Bullish]

I’m already laughing hard.

[Vendome]

Pedophile Queers...

[Vendome]

At 15 if the wind blew...

[Vendome]

Yep, they seem pretty flaccid now...

[Texask9]

At 17 all I needed was a small breeze!!

[Theodore R.]

This sounds like something that could come only from liberal VA.

[ArcadeQuarters]

Maybe they were going to take the picture and then immediately arrest themselves on child porn charges.

[Jack Hammer]

They wanted to give the kid a h*rd-on, but thought better of it and got down on their knees to apologize.