Sounds like the “New” Theory has some issues...
Like Global Warming. Maybe your model is wrong?
Last week scientists said genders don’t really exist. Now the universe shouldn’t exist.
No wonder man is responsible for killing the planet with global warming!
If the nucleus of an atom is essentially a positive charge and the circling electrons are negative .... only the finger of GOD keeps the thing from imploding
I figured THAT out in 7th grade.
“The generic expectation is that there must be some new physics that we haven’t put in our theories yet, because we haven’t been able to discover them,” Hogan said.
See? This is how a real scientist talks. He is not afraid to admit there are things scientists just don’t know, or that theories, even ones that are well established, can have holes in them.
That’s the difference between a scientist and a believer in scientism.
Well, then I guess it doesn’t. We’re supposed to accept theories as “settled science,” right?
I think it was in the early 1950s that aerospace engineers concluded that the bumble bee could, indeed, fly. One of the major helicopter improvements came from the aeronautical science which supported this conclusion.
God is real, and His creations are real, so I trust scientists will get this little matter figured out, and if they don’t, no big deal. We’ll still be here to debate it.
You don’t know what you don’t know!
“That means we have to extend our theories to explain why this didn’t happen.”
Here’s an idea
G O D
“The universe shouldn’t exist — at least according to a new theory.”
Then neither should the theory.
Do you know who you are?
You are what you is.
You ain’t what you not,
And that all there is.
-Frank Zappa
It will disappear when I wake up.
Epicycles, after epicycles, after epicycles, etc...
Actually it doesn't and we've all been laughing at you for some time...
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Isa 34:4 All the stars in the sky will be dissolved and the heavens rolled up like a scroll; all the starry host will fall like withered leaves from the vine, like shriveled figs from the fig tree.
Rev 6:14 The heavens receded like a scroll being rolled up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place.
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here
Deteriorata. Deteriorata
Go placidly amid the noise and waste
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep
Rotate your tires
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys
Know what to kiss, and when
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do
Wherever possible, put people on hold
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time
There is always a big future in computer maintenance
You are a fluke of the universe
You have no right to be here
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back
Remember The Pueblo
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate
Know yourself
If you need help, call the FBI
Exercise caution in your daily affairs
Especially with those persons closest to you -
That lemon on your left, for instance
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet
Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch
Hire people with hooks
For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken
Take heart in the bedeepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese
And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee
You are a fluke of the universe
You have no right to be here
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back
Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you perceive him to be - hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate
Give up!
You are a fluke of the universe
You have no right to be here
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back
You are a fluke of the universe
You have no right to be here
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back