You make Mountn Man angry. Mountn Man smash.
seriously... that pie is 50% unnecessary filler... it does look good... but God why all the bread? I hate food waste, but I would knife and fork that and leave a bunch of crust for the rats in the dumpster out back. Fortunately when I was living in Galesburg, across the street was the Pizza House... and they had thin crust that the guys at the shop called cardboard... it was weird though that they checkerboard cut it.