Wife chased her husband out of a restaurant and shot him dead in the street before killing herself..

DM ^

[Chode]

strange days...

[Vigilanteman]

They’ve been paying into Social Security for 30 odd years and will only get $510 out of it now.

[Scoutmaster]

Welcome to Moe's!

I'm guessing one of them ordered the Homewrecker. I'm more of a Joey Bag of Donuts guy, although I'm also fond of a Taco Called Wanda.

[Tupelo]

“Paula Strange, 54, is said by police to have shot dead 52-year-old husband Bruce Strange”

I forwarded this story on to my Grandson, who is getting married next month along with a note warning him of the dangers of getting married.
And especially the dangers of marrying someone older than he is.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

He may have got the question “do these jeans make me look fat?” and answered it.

[morphing libertarian]

Looks like he paid after.

[pax_et_bonum]

... the Kennesaw State University associate director of research compliance ...

---

Well, he wasn’t very compliant.

[RightGeek]

Did they pay their bill? How about a tip?

[RightGeek]

Best line:

'It's just mind-blowing,' one person told the station. 'You come to Kroger to get some groceries... and find out that there is somebody with some kind of issue in their life.'

Never a duh moment.

[Wavy_Wally]

Everybody’s talking and no one says a word
Everybody’s making love and no one really cares
There’s Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs
Always something happening and nothing going on
There’s always something cooking and nothing in the pot
They’re starving back in China so finish what you got

Nobody told me there’d be days like these
Nobody told me there’d be days like these
Nobody told me there’d be days like these
Strange days indeed — strange days indeed

[Wavy_Wally]

I had a lady stop me a few years ago in a Kroger and ask me if I could help her contact the alien living in the store. I thought she was thinking, Mexican, but no, it was more like a little green guy she was looking for.

[Tennessee Nana]

well that’ll larn him...

[jetson]

Andromeda Strain.

[ApplegateRanch]

Older than hubby; obese; Honda Element; college administrator: just guessing, but it reminds me of a song.

(Liberal) Cows With Guns

[dfwgator]

[Carriage Hill]

There is NOTHING in the food world worth killing/getting killed over.

[yldstrk]

He was in an affair, I’ll wager

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“...well that’ll larn him...”

LOL!

[Rock N Jones]

Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife, for better or for worse till death do you part?