Posted on 06/07/2014 8:21:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz
We already have it, it’s called the mac daddy sock puppet administration.
If you like this swap you can keep this swap...
If you don’t like this swap, you are poop outa luck...
Hollywood just informed Obama they finished a scripted reality show for Bergdahl to appear in and they need to film it this summer in the mountains of Idaho.
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Work all night, fundraising some
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Stack d’lies till the mornin’ come
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Presidential library cost a bunch
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Michelle’s vacations cost a bunch
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Hide the deadly Obamanations
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We had to get him out by Father’s Day as a surprise for his dad.
Entry #1
Jay Carney: “Let me remind you that Idiot Privilege is the new White Privilege, and this President was elected by sub-zero IQ morons to do idiotic things. This administration honors that commitment every day and intends to undertake the stupidest things possible, and f-— those up too. Bergdahl has to be a complete idiot, so making a bad deal to get him back just fit like a glove. Any questions?”
Entry #2
Guantanamo was running out of falafel and dried dates. We had to let someone go, and these five were big eaters.
Entry #3
Well, the Taliban offered to trade him for a really cute sheep, so we countered with the five Taliban commanders. It’s not like we can afford to get PETA on our case.
The soldiers who died looking for Bergdahl chose to die - they could have gone looking for butterflies...
The swap wasn't Obama’s fault - some years ago a Republican thought about the idea... It's the Republican's fault.
George Bush said he cared about the lives of all American - including soldiers - it's Bush's fault.
GITMO costs taxpayers. Republicans want to save money - Obama did the country a favor by getting rid of five more mouths to feed... he did it 'for' Republicans.
The CIA was wasting valuable resources attempting to monitor Bergdahl’s situation - the trade was an effort to free up those resources.
Anyone who objects to Bergdahl ‘coming home’ is an islamaphobe and probably doesn't like big government. Homeland Insecurity will be looking into that person's life.
Koch Brothers are jealous of Bergdahl’s family... what that has to do with Beregdahl no one knows - but it's Harry Reid's position and he's sticking to it.
Every one a winner.....LOL.
Nancy Pigloser: “He did it for the children”.
Bowe has a crush on Chelsea Manning and he’s hoping they can be cellmates after his conviction for desertion...
Susan brightly suggested releasing Bergdahl.....Susan said releasing a soldier "who served w/ honor and distinction" would result in a wave of positive public opinion and resounding praise from every media corner...... Chris Matthews would even get back the leg tingle.
LOL - good one Liz
I think we should blame it on the bossanova.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaRlW-jz1QQ&list=RDPaRlW-jz1QQ#t=32
According to Wiki, “The family attended Sovereign Redeemer Presbyterian Church, an Orthodox Presbyterian Church.”
“He was just doing what Allah wanted, and adding another Sura to the Koran in the process.”
How about:
He was just doing what Allah wanted, adding another Sura to the Koran in the process, and giving Obama the gift of tsuris that keeps on giving.
The Taliban prisoners were really CIA agents that were so good at their undercover personas we really believed they were Talibanand arrested. We now just released them after discovering our error and they are going back on assignment.
Ping.
Found this elsewhere on the 'net:
"Prediction: Obama will empty Gitmo prior to Jan 1, and dare GOP Congress to stop it. He wants to be impeached to rally his base."
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What base? Keep this up and he’ll be baseless!
The other side of this coin is Apario's earth shattering news. If it's as big as he says it is and that world will not be able to ignore it than maybe we have a chance to stop him from what he has obviously started in his lame duck session before the midterms. Otherwise RIP America....
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