Posted on 05/06/2014 6:35:43 AM PDT by Scoutmaster
"Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!"
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
"Thank you, sir! May I have another?"
....and of course....
"I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."
Geez, you could about put the entire movie into this database. :-)
“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
“Germans??”
“Let him go... he’s on a roll.”
True classic...
Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No, I didn’t. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
RE Tombstone:
I loved that movie!!! The lady that played Josie - Dana Delaney - was gorgeous.
“Unforgiven” with Eastwood has some great moments in it too.
Especially the scene at the end, where he comes in the bar and just lays waste.
Authentic Frontier Gibberish
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
That better?
True! I guess we have all dated ourselves, now.
A couple of Freeper favorites that were not on the list:
“I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!” (Casablanca)
“I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.” (Dr. Strangelove)
“They Blew Up Congress....HA HA HA HA HA!”
“I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them...and that ain’t bad.”
-Mars Attacks
Aliens: “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s The Only Way To Be Sure.”
Sam Elliott from “We Were Soldiers”:
“Sir, Custer was a pu$$y...you ain’t!”
MFLR.
Play with these, boys, in lieu of the other things.
This friggin’ thing is warped.
Why do I always get a warped one?
“Freedom” From Braveheart?. Of course it’s a word not a line.
Cool Hand Luke....”What we have here is failure to c’municate”.....”I can eat 50 eggs”.....”Shakin’ it here, Boss, shakin’ it here”
Surely, you can't be serious!
So many great quotes from the same movie with only one minute of dialogue . . .
“And Now Young Skywalker....you will die”
Palpatine to Luke Skywalker Return of the Jedi (1983)
That was a real quote, at least according to the Bio I read of CSM Plumley.
With 5 combat jumps to his credit, IMO he was qualified to make that judgement. :-)
Excuse me lady, but that upon which you sit is mine.
It Happened One Night (1934)
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