[DannyTN]

Well one reason it won’t work, is because when your Dad comes home, the neighborhood kids scatter and your left to watch his head turn bright red when he realizes you’ve dug a 8 foot hole in the back yard. Then you have to fill it in without the help of the neighborhood kids who were helping you dig to China in the first place.

But that was a fun childhood memory.

[Zeneta]

There was a guy in my neighborhood that tried to literally, build a stairway to heaven.

[skinkinthegrass]

"diggin' to China"or just tell him, "It's a fallout shelter, Dad..just thinkin' of the
future w/Jimmah "Malaise" Carter"..(now w/0'Muslim)

[Delta Dawn]

I bet you have more stories to tell... :)

[chajin]

Then you have to fill it in without the help of the neighborhood kids who were helping you dig to China in the first place.

But you don't have to dig to China, just go in the kitchen and open the cabinet doors.