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New Jersey Dog Receives Jury Duty Summons
Yahoo! News ^ | April 15, 2014 | Charlene Sakoda

Posted on 04/15/2014 7:25:35 PM PDT by DogByte6RER

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Dog receives jury duty summons

Recently man’s best friend has been called upon to perform duties beyond simple unconditional love and loyalty. Earlier this week, there were reports thata canine in England was invited to vote in the upcoming European Parliament elections. Now, canine civic responsibility has hit the States.

On Friday, a jury duty summons was sent to “IV Griner,” a New Jersey German Shepherd. As reported by WKYW CBS 3, the name on the summons is the same name that appears on the pooch’s vet record. IV’s owner, Barrett Griner told the station, “Nobody in my house is named IV except the German Shepherd.”

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After the initial shock, Barrett, whose full name is Barrett Griner IV, figured out that “IV” was entered as his first name on the summons through a clerical error.

He was right. The notices are computer-generated in Trenton’s District Court offices as Dennis Moffa, Cumberland County Judiciary Coordinator, told WCAU NBC Philadelphia. "This happens many times…I think that the computer probably randomly picks some things that are probably not as on point as they should be," said Moffa.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: canine; doggieping; dogs; juryduty; jurysummons; k9; newjersey
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To: Mpatl
I wonder if the dog has voted recently....things that make you go hmmmm...

Stop that. His ownwer is a Dem.
IF he's good enough and informed enough to vote, he's good enough to be a juror.

21 posted on 04/15/2014 8:15:19 PM PDT by publius911 ( At least Nixon had the good g race to resign!)
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To: Proud2BeRight

And property tax lists.


22 posted on 04/15/2014 8:19:01 PM PDT by tumblindice (Are all Democrats inveterate, habitual liars?)
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To: DogByte6RER

-PJ

23 posted on 04/15/2014 8:34:30 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: the OlLine Rebel
Yeah, she can somehow serve on jury, but she isn’t legal!

Undogumented immigrant... no license required!

24 posted on 04/15/2014 8:43:36 PM PDT by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: Mpatl

Sure, people post pics and names of their pets on social media, but that’s a time-wasting hunt and peck method when the PTB can simply pad the voter rolls by merging the dog licensing database with the voter registration list.

Easy to see how IV could end up with a jury summons. Probably been voting absentee for years. Drip drip. :-\

The poor tricked dogs see the box marked “Demoncat” and all say, “Well duh!”


25 posted on 04/15/2014 8:55:35 PM PDT by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: Mpatl
The puppy would make one hell of a better jurer and voter than most people I have met over the last 35 years, probably a lot smarter than most Americans under the age of 60.
26 posted on 04/15/2014 10:42:18 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: 5th MEB

that should have been JUROR.
Getting kind of late for me.


27 posted on 04/15/2014 10:43:50 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: Proud2BeRight

I’ll bet that pooch is a registered democrap!!!


28 posted on 04/15/2014 10:44:43 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: Proud2BeRight

drivers license in the late great state of California.


29 posted on 04/15/2014 10:44:54 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: Ezekiel

Reminding me again of why I patronize a vet in the next county over.

That dog licensing notice that arrived after everybody got their rabies vax? Phfffffffft!


30 posted on 04/16/2014 2:27:08 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Dog is probably registered to vote in multiple places.


31 posted on 04/16/2014 4:16:22 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: DogByte6RER

I’ll bet that dog is smarter than some of the jurors that I had to sit with for a solid week.


32 posted on 04/16/2014 12:03:08 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: DogByte6RER
One bark if guilty
Two barks if not guilty

I don't see the problem here. I say impanel the canine.

33 posted on 04/16/2014 12:07:32 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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