Some of my weird eats:
Chili on pancakes.
Potato chips with mustard. (Wonderful on a picnic.)
Potato chips or saltines dipped in mayonnaise.
Lime or lemon wedge sprinkled with sugar, eaten peel and all while your brother says you’re weird.
Watermelon sprinkled with sugar (why are you playing around with salt, mom? if you want it sweeter this is how)
Equal parts chilled canned fruit cocktail in juice, and cottage cheese, mixed together with several packets of Nutra-Sweet. Diet ambrosia.