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1 posted on 03/30/2014 7:24:24 AM PDT by smokingfrog
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To: smokingfrog

T. M. I.


2 posted on 03/30/2014 7:28:16 AM PDT by Ancient Man
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To: smokingfrog

Shrinkage!


3 posted on 03/30/2014 7:28:24 AM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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4 posted on 03/30/2014 7:29:08 AM PDT by Iron Munro (The future ain't what it use to be -- Yogi Berra)
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To: smokingfrog

Hmmmm ... I bet there were some interesting discussions behind the scenes ... :-) ...


5 posted on 03/30/2014 7:30:11 AM PDT by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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To: smokingfrog

“I swear, I was just came out of the pool!”


6 posted on 03/30/2014 7:32:13 AM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: smokingfrog

Only in the SF Gate...


7 posted on 03/30/2014 7:32:44 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: smokingfrog

"make that an extra, extra large, son". *chuckling*

8 posted on 03/30/2014 7:33:14 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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9 posted on 03/30/2014 7:33:44 AM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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The condom initially came in only three sizes: small, medium, and large...
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
I remember back when I was in the market for such gear that there was ALWAYS a lack of Large condoms on the shelf.

YOU be the guy that goes up to the ‘SYT’ at the soda counter (after you had built up the nerve to buy 1 or a gross - dependent on how hot the date was) with a Size marked SMALL.

Would have gotten laughed out of town......

Think they tried renaming them LARGE HUGE and JUMBO but that didn’t work either....

Funny how when one were to carry a ‘wallet’ there was a ‘ring’ embedded in it (a mark of ‘honor’ as you were prepared - Maybe not knowing exactly what for but...) with a great number of the ‘items’ turning into ‘dust’ while the ‘RING’ remained intact.


10 posted on 03/30/2014 7:34:26 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98 --"I would agree with you BUT that would make both of us wrong".))
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I thought that manhood was determined by whether or not one had them thingees that hang behind the part that the condom goes over..


11 posted on 03/30/2014 7:34:35 AM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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One thing for sure, they had balls...regardless of penis size.

America, and especially NASA, I miss you.


13 posted on 03/30/2014 7:37:51 AM PDT by Texicanus (Texas, it's a whole 'nother country.)
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Lily Von Schtupp would know about sizing.


14 posted on 03/30/2014 7:39:55 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: smokingfrog

In nursing, that “condom-type sheath” is called a Texas catheter.

Every man a Texas, not one a Vermont or even a Kentucky.


18 posted on 03/30/2014 7:45:15 AM PDT by heartwood
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To: smokingfrog

Mileage may vary.


25 posted on 03/30/2014 7:56:07 AM PDT by Psalm 144 (FIGHT! FIGHT! SEVERE CONSERVATIVE AND THE WILD RIGHT!)
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Turgid or non turgid state?


28 posted on 03/30/2014 8:05:02 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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So this is what was on President Barry’s mind when he ordered NASA to reach out to muslims !!!


30 posted on 03/30/2014 8:06:59 AM PDT by Iron Munro (The future ain't what it use to be -- Yogi Berra)
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Didn’t astronauts get many (many) physicals? If so, why was it necessary for them to estimate?


32 posted on 03/30/2014 8:08:43 AM PDT by rbg81
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And where did the first suits come from which used the same relief system? They came from U-2 program which uses the same system to this day. Which is also used when you ferry fighters “across the pond”. Females just wear Depends.


37 posted on 03/30/2014 8:21:08 AM PDT by Portcall24 (aer)
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Only 35 years after Tom Wolfe wrote about it in “The Right Stuff”. IIRC, it was “large, larger, largest”.

A very good book, by the way.


39 posted on 03/30/2014 8:29:07 AM PDT by VanShuyten ("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
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During the cold war, we used to send large condoms to Russia and label them “small”...for propaganda’s sake.


46 posted on 03/30/2014 8:59:49 AM PDT by usual suspect
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