The condom initially came in only three sizes: small, medium, and large...
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I remember back when I was in the market for such gear that there was ALWAYS a lack of Large condoms on the shelf.
YOU be the guy that goes up to the ‘SYT’ at the soda counter (after you had built up the nerve to buy 1 or a gross - dependent on how hot the date was) with a Size marked SMALL.
Would have gotten laughed out of town......
Think they tried renaming them LARGE HUGE and JUMBO but that didn’t work either....
Funny how when one were to carry a ‘wallet’ there was a ‘ring’ embedded in it (a mark of ‘honor’ as you were prepared - Maybe not knowing exactly what for but...) with a great number of the ‘items’ turning into ‘dust’ while the ‘RING’ remained intact.
They should have tried TALL, GRANDE, and VENTI
Yeh, back in HS, mama caught a quick glimpse of that ringie thing and the bulge when I opened my wallet. Lead to a “nothing, gotta go mom” reply and hasty exit.
I carried that thing throughout high school. Bought it for 75 cents out of a machine down at the gas station. I don’t recall whatever happened to it. I think it finally fell apart or I traded it.