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Meanwhile....in Russia

1 posted on 03/21/2014 5:57:41 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

2 posted on 03/21/2014 5:58:59 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)

3 posted on 03/21/2014 5:59:05 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)

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5 posted on 03/21/2014 6:00:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)

It’s so silly to try to be in the top 10

6 posted on 03/21/2014 6:00:09 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)

Good Morning!

Top Ten, I’m pretty sure.

7 posted on 03/21/2014 6:00:38 AM PDT by Disambiguator

9 posted on 03/21/2014 6:01:40 AM PDT by RandallFlagg ("I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it." --Quigley)

11 posted on 03/21/2014 6:02:31 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)

12 posted on 03/21/2014 6:03:27 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)

Been sittin' here waitin' for The Thread. And here it is!

Whoopee!

13 posted on 03/21/2014 6:03:41 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim ("It is not the color of his skin, ... it is the blackness that fills his soul")

Top 50!!! I’m gonna go play the lottery.

14 posted on 03/21/2014 6:05:31 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)

15 posted on 03/21/2014 6:06:22 AM PDT by Dacula

16 posted on 03/21/2014 6:06:49 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)

17 posted on 03/21/2014 6:07:13 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)

In case of emergency, break glass.

18 posted on 03/21/2014 6:09:22 AM PDT by Clay Moore ("To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." ~Voltaire)

19 posted on 03/21/2014 6:10:32 AM PDT by verga (Poor spiritual health is often manifested with poor physical health.)

4. The plane was shot down by a hostile country that is not the U.S. This gem comes courtesy of radio host Rush Limbaugh, who posited that “some hostile country flew up there and shot it down, and then discovered their mistake and nobody wants to admit what happened,” immediately after acknowledging that he had no idea “if this is possible” or not.

The same week North Korean "accidentally" fired on a passenger plane's flight path.

20 posted on 03/21/2014 6:10:42 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)

I'm here for the silkiness! What, you say this is silliness, and silkiness is next door? Sorry.

23 posted on 03/21/2014 6:14:52 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)

To: Lucky9teen; Osage Orange

Credit to Osage Orange for some3 silliness I promised I would steal yesterday>>
> Fred The Egg Man & His Smart Old Rooster Butch

> > Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young ‘pullets,’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

>> He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

>> >> This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

>> >> Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

>> >> Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

>> >> Fred’s favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all!

>> >> When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

>> >> To Fred’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring.

>> >> He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

>> >> Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

>> >> The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the “No Bell Piece Prize,” but they also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise” as well.

>> >> Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention.

>> >> Vote carefully in the next election, you can’t always hear the bells.

25 posted on 03/21/2014 6:15:41 AM PDT by verga (Poor spiritual health is often manifested with poor physical health.)

28 posted on 03/21/2014 6:21:11 AM PDT by mykroar (We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again. - Nathanael Greene)

35 posted on 03/21/2014 6:30:19 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Tre Norner eg ber, binde til rota...)

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